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[Nilocy]

http://oldspicevoicemail.com/

Do eet

[Cthulhu]

They've gotten some crazy people on their ad team lately.

Was anyone there when they said Veterans Day was a day for the undercheeseburgered to become fully cheeseburgered?

People flipped out because Veterans and America and stuff.

[Medicine Man]

Dwarf fortress version

I'm sorry but this small bearded man cannot reach the talking mechanism as he is tearing apart elves with his bare hands please leave a message,BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

The Old Spice ads are the only ads in the history of ever that have convinced me to buy somthing from anyone. Damn you Old Spice. Damn you to hell.

[Jopax]

It seems that the only inteligent marketing people work in the men anti-perspirant and beer industry

[KaelGotDwarves]

I think I set my voicemail up to use it. That required a complicated workaround.

[Nikov]

It seems that the only inteligent marketing people work in the men anti-perspirant and beer industry

There are some things a man should take seriously, and the ad industry puts only its best and brightest to work in those fields.

[JoshuaFH]

MESSAGES FOR THE MESSAGE GOD!

[Captain Hat]

It seems that the only inteligent marketing people work in the men anti-perspirant and beer industry

There are some things a man should take seriously, and the ad industry puts only its best and brightest to work in those fields.

Seconded

[Kagus]

"This voicemail is now DIAMONDS.  Doo do do doo doo do do doot!"

That is remarkably disturbing.


Also, I just realized that he sounds like the guy who did the "Broodening" Twilight parodies.

[Grakelin]

It seems that the only inteligent marketing people work in the men anti-perspirant and beer industry

What about the Auto Insurance Industry?

Are you so young you don't remember what a shock it used to be when those commercials turned out to be about Geico, or what?

[RedKing]

I still miss Budweiser's "Real American Heroes/Real Men of Genius" series of radio ads. Some of those were truly inspired. And occasionally hazardous, as my driving ability suffered from convulsive laughing fits.


If only the macro-beer industry invested as much time, money and creativity into their beer-making as they do their advertisements, I might actually buy something they make. 

[Grakelin]

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis because of the commercial.