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Kishmond

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Mute Outpost Liaison
« on: May 09, 2015, 04:05:59 pm »
I have been wondering why my outpost liaison was hanging around my meeting area for a year, when my expedition leader was perfectly available.
I looked at his description, and for some reason he has no tongue. I guess that means he can't hold meetings.

This probably isn't a bug-some people just don't have a tongue-but it is kind of annoying. Time to arrange for an unfortunate accident.
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Re: Mute Outpost Liaison
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2015, 04:33:13 pm »
Quote from: Kishmond on May 09, 2015, 04:05:59 pm
I have been wondering why my outpost liaison was hanging around my meeting area for a year, when my expedition leader was perfectly available.
I looked at his description, and for some reason he has no tongue. I guess that means he can't hold meetings.

This probably isn't a bug-some people just don't have a tongue-but it is kind of annoying. Time to arrange for an unfortunate accident.

This is amazing.
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Re: Mute Outpost Liaison
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2015, 04:42:04 pm »
Whoa.
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Re: Mute Outpost Liaison
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2015, 10:28:41 am »
Clearly more research needs to be done. Who wants to drop liaisons off a bridge until one of them loses their tongue?
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Re: Mute Outpost Liaison
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2015, 12:19:42 pm »
*raises hand *
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Quote from: Max™ on December 06, 2015, 04:09:21 am
Also, if you ever figure out why poets/bards/dancers just randomly start butchering people/getting butchered, please don't fix it, I love never knowing when a dance party will turn into a slaughter.

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Re: Mute Outpost Liaison
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2015, 12:21:28 pm »
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Note: The giant sparrow bone comes from a giant sparrow skull. Shortly before, I let my bone carver use up all of my forgotten beast skulls, because "I never had a mood that required skulls, so I can safely use them".
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Re: Mute Outpost Liaison
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2015, 12:24:10 pm »
Can I sell the bodies back to the dwarves?
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Quote from: Max™ on December 06, 2015, 04:09:21 am
Also, if you ever figure out why poets/bards/dancers just randomly start butchering people/getting butchered, please don't fix it, I love never knowing when a dance party will turn into a slaughter.

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Re: Mute Outpost Liaison
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2015, 03:53:21 pm »
Quote from: Insert_Gnome_Here on May 10, 2015, 12:24:10 pm
Can I sell the bodies back to the dwarves?

Only if you use dfhack and set the corpse stockpile to autotrade.
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Re: Mute Outpost Liaison
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2015, 04:22:34 pm »
I'll find something to do with them. Maybe use them as dwarven shotgun ammo.
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Quote from: Max™ on December 06, 2015, 04:09:21 am
Also, if you ever figure out why poets/bards/dancers just randomly start butchering people/getting butchered, please don't fix it, I love never knowing when a dance party will turn into a slaughter.

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Re: Mute Outpost Liaison
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2015, 05:50:43 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on May 09, 2015, 04:33:13 pm
Quote from: Kishmond on May 09, 2015, 04:05:59 pm
I have been wondering why my outpost liaison was hanging around my meeting area for a year, when my expedition leader was perfectly available.
I looked at his description, and for some reason he has no tongue. I guess that means he can't hold meetings.

This probably isn't a bug-some people just don't have a tongue-but it is kind of annoying. Time to arrange for an unfortunate accident.
This is amazing.

At least he wasn't pregnant.
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Re: Mute Outpost Liaison
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2015, 01:18:11 am »
They probably lost it in a fight at some point.
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Re: Mute Outpost Liaison
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2015, 02:18:30 am »
What, don't look at me, I do pinch off tongues, but not before the nose, ears, and teeth!
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Re: Mute Outpost Liaison
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2015, 02:54:56 am »
Outpost Liaison: The last news from Shipmurdered was the site was conquered by The Kingdom of Soaps.
Several years ago, Shipmurdered was conquered by The Kingdom of Soaps.
Several years ago, Shipmurdered was conquered by The Kingdom of Soaps.
Several years ago, Shipmurdered was conquered by The Kingdom of Soaps.
Several years ago....

Mayor: Pardon me, but let's begin out discuss a...

Outpost Liaison: The last news from Anvilclutch was my cousin Zon McDonald became the mayor of The Bearded Basement, replacing Kogan McBald.
Several years ago, my cousin Zon McDonald became the mayor of The Bearded Basement, replacing Kogan McBald.
Several years ago, my cousin Zon McDonald became the mayor of The Bearded Basement, replacing Kogan McBald.
Several years ago, my cousin Zon McDonald became the mayor of The Bearded Basement, replacing Kogan McBald.
Several years ago....

Mayor: Look, I know it is great to hear more news, but let...

Outpost Liaison: The last news from Copperattics was Urist McUrister was abducted by the goblin Bax ComplexPoisons.
Several years ago, Urist McUrister was abducted by the goblin Bax ComplexPoisons.
Several years ago, Urist McUrister was abducted by the goblin Bax ComplexPoisons.
Several years ago, Urist McUrister was abducted by the goblin Bax ComplexPoisons.
Several years ago....

Mayor: Let's adjourn for now and...

Outpost Liaison: The last news fr...

The Mayor hacks the Outpost Liaison in the tongue with his (copper battle axe) and the severed part sails off in an arc!
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Re: Mute Outpost Liaison
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2015, 12:57:09 pm »
Quote from: utunnels on May 13, 2015, 02:54:56 am
Outpost Liaison: The last news from Shipmurdered was the site was conquered by The Kingdom of Soaps.
Several years ago, Shipmurdered was conquered by The Kingdom of Soaps.
Several years ago, Shipmurdered was conquered by The Kingdom of Soaps.
Several years ago, Shipmurdered was conquered by The Kingdom of Soaps.
Several years ago....

Mayor: Pardon me, but let's begin out discuss a...

Outpost Liaison: The last news from Anvilclutch was my cousin Zon McDonald became the mayor of The Bearded Basement, replacing Kogan McBald.
Several years ago, my cousin Zon McDonald became the mayor of The Bearded Basement, replacing Kogan McBald.
Several years ago, my cousin Zon McDonald became the mayor of The Bearded Basement, replacing Kogan McBald.
Several years ago, my cousin Zon McDonald became the mayor of The Bearded Basement, replacing Kogan McBald.
Several years ago....

Mayor: Look, I know it is great to hear more news, but let...

Outpost Liaison: The last news from Copperattics was Urist McUrister was abducted by the goblin Bax ComplexPoisons.
Several years ago, Urist McUrister was abducted by the goblin Bax ComplexPoisons.
Several years ago, Urist McUrister was abducted by the goblin Bax ComplexPoisons.
Several years ago, Urist McUrister was abducted by the goblin Bax ComplexPoisons.
Several years ago....

Mayor: Let's adjourn for now and...

Outpost Liaison: The last news fr...

The Mayor hacks the Outpost Liaison in the tongue with his (copper battle axe) and the severed part sails off in an arc!

THAT is what HAPPENED.
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Re: Mute Outpost Liaison
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2015, 07:01:59 pm »
He finally left almost two years later and then the game crashed.  :-\

Wait, no it just froze for a bit.
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