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[Rolan7]

IRC RP

Did you ever see that IRC bot I posted about a while back? I stopped working on it because no-one was using it, but I could work on it some more... I've had the urge to code for a while, and RTDBot is a project I had a lot of fun writing...

No I didn't, can you link me to more information about it?

As for the turn, I'll see if I can't put it together tonight.  I'm not really sure what to make of Vertigon's action honestly.  Maybe it's a reference I don't get?

[Schilcote]

IRC RP

Did you ever see that IRC bot I posted about a while back? I stopped working on it because no-one was using it, but I could work on it some more... I've had the urge to code for a while, and RTDBot is a project I had a lot of fun writing...

No I didn't, can you link me to more information about it?

As for the turn, I'll see if I can't put it together tonight.  I'm not really sure what to make of Vertigon's action honestly.  Maybe it's a reference I don't get?

I'm pretty sure she just has no idea what to do. I don't either, there's no really apparent way to proceed.

Anyway, you can find the thread I created about RTDBot here. Download link is probably broken by now.

[dragnar]

I'm pretty sure she just has no idea what to do. I don't either, there's no really apparent way to proceed.

We're in 8-bit theater. We need to destroy the world. Someone go find Sarda. I'll help once I've collected more evil...

[Schilcote]

I'm pretty sure she just has no idea what to do. I don't either, there's no really apparent way to proceed.

We're in 8-bit theater. We need to destroy the world. Someone go find Sarda. I'll help once I've collected more evil...

Call in a deployment of Battleaxes? (massive guitar-shaped deals that destroy planets)

[dragnar]

I'm pretty sure she just has no idea what to do. I don't either, there's no really apparent way to proceed.

We're in 8-bit theater. We need to destroy the world. Someone go find Sarda. I'll help once I've collected more evil...

Call in a deployment of Battleaxes? (massive guitar-shaped deals that destroy planets)

While Sarda lives this place is indestructible. Unless he thinks the world ending would be funny... which he might, but he would fix it a few seconds later. He is, literally, The Wizard Who Did It.

[Schilcote]

I'm pretty sure she just has no idea what to do. I don't either, there's no really apparent way to proceed.

We're in 8-bit theater. We need to destroy the world. Someone go find Sarda. I'll help once I've collected more evil...

Call in a deployment of Battleaxes? (massive guitar-shaped deals that destroy planets)

While Sarda lives this place is indestructible. Unless he thinks the world ending would be funny... which he might, but he would fix it a few seconds later. He is, literally, The Wizard Who Did It.

So, basically, you need someone who has god-like power dead?
Call in a deployment of Battleaxes?

[wolfchild]

"Ok ackicera, you're not coming with, and i have no more time, BOB, Punch it!"

Get back to the tram, get it started(preferably by telling bob to, but if he cant il do it manualy)

[Rolan7]

Team Sauce
I suppose I left you guys without a clear action, sorry.  I'll fix that.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

THERE IS CURRENTLY NO POINT IN LIFE.

RUN ABOUT GIGGLING AND STRIPPING. REGAIN SANITY AND CLOTHES. BLUSH.

[2]
You fail to remove your suit.

Follow the rest of the sub-party

[6]
It's an auto success anyway though.

Now for a bad idea: Follow the evil girl. I must learn the secrets of non-euclidean geometry! How else am I supposed to summon elder gods?

Edit: If I catch the girl, HELLDOKEN.

[2]
Dang.  You have no idea how to shift out of reality.  You do a Hammerslide, but it accomplishes nothing.

I open a portal to the nearest population center.

[1]
This works.
You attempt to teleport the party to the nearest population center.  Before the jump is complete, though, the giant which I subtly hinted was about to fall on you, falls on you. 

Team Sauce is briefly standing in an arctic ice-desert.  The horizon is a thin, almost invisible border between the icy plain and the grey sky it reflects.  Then the weight of the giant collapse the ice underneath you, and you all fall into an underground cavern system.

Just so you don't get bored, the cavern is full of wizards.  Wizards in Final Fantasy 1 are mindflayers.  Don't ask me why, Square's success seems to revolve around not making sense.  The wizards were performing a ritual around a large rune-filled circle.  At your interruption, several approach you (and the giant) menacingly.  You are all unharmed because you landed in snow.

[Schilcote]

Impress wizards with my MANLINESS, and maybe shooting some small sparks out of my fingers (do I still have a memetic charge on me?)

EDIT:

Oh, wait, you mean they're nonsentient?

If they are merely nonsentient beings, commune with them in the universal language of VIOLENCE.

[dragnar]

Aww, the onion kid got away... FOR NOW.

I steal one of the wizard's faces. With my knife.

[Rolan7]

They are clothed in robes and chanting in alien tongues.  You aren't sure what they are, but it's possible they're technically sentient in the same way that humans are technically animals.
Or I could be going with the 8-Bit Theater interpretation that they're a bunch of losers with masks and fake names.

I steal one of the wizard's faces. With my knife.

wizard's faces

You did that reference on purpose, didn't you?  Made me smile.

[dragnar]

wizard's faces

You did that reference on purpose, didn't you?  Made me smile.

I'm not marrying their leader. 

[dragnar]

wizard's faces

You did that reference on purpose, didn't you?  Made me smile.

I'm not marrying their leader. 

In fact, I'm not even cutting their faces off. WHY AM I NOT CUTTING THEIR FACES OFF?!(yes, I realize the irony of this bump...)

[Schilcote]

Yea verily, bumped this thread must be with prejudice extreme!

[dragnar]

*whistles innocently*