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Author Topic: Bad movie reviews, starring Taco Dan.  (Read 1049 times)

Medicine Man

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Re: Bad movie reviews, starring Taco Dan.
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2010, 08:07:16 am »

Was that one worse?
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Taco Dan

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Re: Bad movie reviews, starring Taco Dan.
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2010, 10:06:30 am »

I dunno, never seen either. They both came out in the same year though.
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Bad movie reviews, starring Taco Dan.
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2010, 02:33:46 pm »

I think I've got one. Ever heard of Ghost Ship?
« Last Edit: August 10, 2010, 09:09:01 pm by Taco Dan »
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Bad movie reviews, starring Taco Dan.
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2010, 03:08:50 pm »

I got one for you.

The Judas Project


Given the cover (Jesus Christ in the crosshairs of a swarm of Apache gunships), you'd think this might be halfway entertaining. But you would be wrong. Oh dear fluffy Lord, would you be wrong. It is MST3K-worthy. I know this, because me and two friends basically took to doing an MST3K of the movie ten minutes or so in, when it was in the theaters. We actually couldn't stand to stay for the whole thing. Not to mention getting near-constant dirty looks from the evangelicals who were in attendance.

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Re: Bad movie reviews, starring Taco Dan.
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2010, 03:13:22 pm »

Yeees, do that one, its so bad that you might just copy paste the script here and we'll take it as you're the best comedian ever.
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