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Oglokoog

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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #75 on: August 01, 2010, 04:20:47 pm »

Punching a woman in the breasts is actually a very effective way to disable her. Not speaking from my own experience, of course; I have never had to defend against a physical attack from a woman, so I just know the theory concerning such.
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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #76 on: August 01, 2010, 04:25:42 pm »

Punching a woman in the breasts is actually a very effective way to disable her. Not speaking from my own experience, of course; I have never had to defend against a physical attack from a woman, so I just know the theory concerning such.
I know it's a sensitive place, but I really doubt it will hurt enough to do more than piss off anyone already in adrenaline haze. It may vary, but it's hardly the female equivalent of kick in the balls.
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Well if you remove the [MULTIPLE_LITTER_RARE] tag from dwarves I think they have like 2-4 children each time they give birth. And if you get enough mothers up on the pillars you can probably get a good waterfall going.
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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #77 on: August 01, 2010, 04:44:26 pm »

In all seriousness, I don't think it would add anything good to the game. Other than tasteless humor. Groin attacks would be fine though, since the make sense combat-wise. Grabbing someone by the mammaries, not so much. The clothes or armor in the way of such attack provide a much better handle anyway.
*giggles* Ahem. I didn't just giggle or anything..... I would grab the mammaries with my dwarf leather whip just for the kinkyness of it all.
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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #78 on: August 01, 2010, 04:45:45 pm »

Punching a woman in the breasts is actually a very effective way to disable her.

This would prove pretty hard with female dwarven fighters, seen the fact that they use babies for shields.
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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #79 on: August 01, 2010, 05:38:22 pm »

It does strike me as odd that the game does have sweetbread but omits the you-know-what's. why is it fine to have that level of detail in dishes, but not prior to preparation?
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« Reply #80 on: August 01, 2010, 06:50:28 pm »

Well... I for one don't want to have to think about sex in relation to any video game. It's been a deal-breaker for me in the past.

I think the best argument for keeping naughty bits out of Dwarf Fortress is that it's going to offend some people if they're included, but nobody's suffering if they're not. There's nothing stopping the people who are really desperate for it from modding it in for themselves, but including it from the start will likely make some people avoid the game altogether.

I agree neutering for pets should go in eventually, but that hardly requires the relevent parts to be present in the body plan. I imagine it'll be more of a "Can have offspring? yes/no" deal. 
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Shrugging Khan

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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #81 on: August 01, 2010, 07:14:27 pm »

FUKKEN INCLUDE EVERYTHING!

And now that that's said: Moral Outrage is great publicity.
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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #82 on: August 02, 2010, 12:48:34 am »

There are a lot of things in DF that could be classed as not needed so think about that before you say *insert bodypart here* isn't needed people.For a start,why do we need pus in DF?or vomit?because it makes it realistic and Fun
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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #83 on: August 02, 2010, 01:09:51 am »

Actually, vomit and pus very rarely if ever result in Fun. They can be fun, but so far they have no effect on whether or not there is Fun.
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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #84 on: August 02, 2010, 02:20:51 am »

It could get thrown at you or something. Dangerous stuff man.
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