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Author Topic: The oddest town you'll never find  (Read 4052 times)

Lordinquisitor

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Re: The oddest town you'll never find
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2010, 10:11:56 am »

I bet you he tells people that their god wants people to buy from him,scamming bastard.

Oddly similar to many real world preachers. Dwarf fortress is indeed the most advanced simulation.


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Medicine Man

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Re: The oddest town you'll never find
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2010, 10:41:54 am »

And the warlord must yell "BUY FROM ME AND SUPPORT THE TROOPS!!!!" hey just like those people who sell flags,you were right this truly is the most advanced simulation.
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truckman1

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Re: The oddest town you'll never find
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2010, 03:19:13 pm »

He can demand they buy expensive urns from him, or otherwise just put their friend's ashes into an empty coffee barrel.

when someone dies in the community he'll be like:

"We are all truly saddened by the passing of our good friend and loved one. I have noticed some of you are grieving over the fear there is no afterlife for him or any of us to move on to after this life...


BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!"
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