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Brian

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What's your best in-game message?
« on: July 20, 2010, 08:36:02 pm »

I just got

"A ass devilish diplomat from Mebaspesor has arrived"

Shouldn't that be AN ass?
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Re: What's your best in-game message?
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2010, 08:42:50 pm »

Cancel sleep: resting.

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Re: What's your best in-game message?
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2010, 08:43:26 pm »

I just got

"A ass devilish diplomat from Mebaspesor has arrived"

Shouldn't that be AN ass?

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Now, if we could only mod Giant War Eagles to carry crossbows, we could do strafing runs on the elves who sold the eagles to us in the first place.

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Re: What's your best in-game message?
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2010, 08:45:25 pm »

I just got

"A ass devilish diplomat from Mebaspesor has arrived"

Shouldn't that be AN ass?


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Re: What's your best in-game message?
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2010, 08:57:15 pm »

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Now, if we could only mod Giant War Eagles to carry crossbows, we could do strafing runs on the elves who sold the eagles to us in the first place.

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Re: What's your best in-game message?
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2010, 12:40:00 am »

"Baby cancels cleans self: Too insane"

It was a favourite of mine.
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Medicine Man

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Re: What's your best in-game message?
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2010, 01:00:14 am »

The camel has gone stark raving mad!!Now all I can imagine is a camel running around without skin.
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Re: What's your best in-game message?
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2010, 10:57:16 am »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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That's the great thing about this forum. We can derail any discussion into any other topic.
It's not an embark so much as seven dwarves having a simultaneous strange mood and going off to build an artifact fortress that menaces with spikes of awesome and hanging rings of death.

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Re: What's your best in-game message?
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2010, 11:00:17 am »

Urist McUselessNoble's Mandate has ended.

(as opposed to "Urist McUselessNoble has ended a mandate")

Unless i remember it wrong.
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fanatic cancels play DF : gone berzerk at framerate.                                                  x1000
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Pour magma first - ask questions later!

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Re: What's your best in-game message?
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2010, 11:43:39 am »

I know it's not that uncommon... but "Urist McDwarfyDwarf cancels task, interrupted by Batman" is an old time favorite of mine. I'd probably stop hauling rocks around if I saw Batman too!
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Re: What's your best in-game message?
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2010, 01:18:32 pm »

"Urist mcMarksdwarf cancels shooting at archery range: Too insane."

That..doesn't sound promising at all.

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Re: What's your best in-game message?
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2010, 08:47:07 pm »

"Urist mcMarksdwarf cancels shooting at archery range: Too insane."

That..doesn't sound promising at all.
Not as bad as:

"Urist Murderaxe has gone berserk!"

Pray Mr. Murderaxe is inside a room with a lockable door...
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Well if you remove the [MULTIPLE_LITTER_RARE] tag from dwarves I think they have like 2-4 children each time they give birth. And if you get enough mothers up on the pillars you can probably get a good waterfall going.
Ashes are technically fire-safe.

tfaal

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Re: What's your best in-game message?
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2010, 09:07:06 pm »

A dwarven trade caravan has arrived!
The liaison falls over.

Great, they sent me the cripple.
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I still think that the whole fortress should be flooded with magma the moment you try dividing by zero.
This could be a handy way of teaching preschool children mathematics.