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Africa

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Animal serial killers
« on: July 21, 2010, 10:10:19 am »
Just came across this article. Tell me you thought of anything other than Dwarf Fortress while reading it...especially entry #1, where the monster has been given a name.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18483_the-5-creepiest-serial-killers-who-were-animals.html
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Medicine Man

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Re: Animal serial killers
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2010, 01:24:14 pm »
*note to self,tame war crocodiles*
I told the formites that DF and RL were merging!
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Re: Animal serial killers
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2010, 03:49:38 pm »
Man, that site sure likes lists!

Anyway, I've already heard of all of these animals save the Japanese bear, didn't see that one coming. If DF has taught me one thing (in this case reinforced) it's that every other animal in the deepest sense cares only for its self. And if it has to will do and can do, fuck your shit right out it will.

I really do hope that in later versions of DF we will see more pray animals developing tastes for Dwarven flesh.
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