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Author Topic: I always felt that smell of gobbos ;-)  (Read 1159 times)

Grax

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I always felt that smell of gobbos ;-)
« on: July 18, 2010, 02:54:15 am »
Just generated world in vanilla 31.10, and see...


26: Kutsmobslorust, "Menacesnakes", a dark fortress
        Owner: The Infamous Fly, goblins
        Parent Civ: The Devil of Nights, goblins
        10 elves
        2 elf prisoners


Are they sleeky freaky bastards?
Or refugee exiles?
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Finis sanctificat media.

Julius Clonkus

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Re: I always felt that smell of gobbos ;-)
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2010, 03:45:55 am »
It's common knowledge that elves are goblins who forgot how to become small.

Seriously though, they all just got kidnapped and the goblins died off afterwards.
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Re: I always felt that smell of gobbos ;-)
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2010, 05:02:52 am »
I`d like to think that those elves were kidnapped and started a slow guerilla war to take the fortress over.

Problem is, elves aren`t awesome.
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Re: I always felt that smell of gobbos ;-)
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2010, 05:12:40 am »
well, most elves.
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Re: I always felt that smell of gobbos ;-)
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2010, 05:34:23 pm »
Quote from: Julius Clonkus on July 18, 2010, 03:45:55 am
It's common knowledge that elves are goblins who forgot how to become small.

Seriously though, they all just got kidnapped and the goblins died off afterwards.

This, elves are such crappy parents that their children beg to kidnapped by goblin childsnatchers.
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Re: I always felt that smell of gobbos ;-)
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2010, 02:04:49 am »
It's probably not hard to kidnap elven children, since all their accursed race does is stumble back and forth into trees, drooling out both sides of the mouth like a lobotomy patient. Somewhere amidst all that they have the time and talent to capture Grizzly Bears, so I like them okay.
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