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Kashyyk

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Re: CompCent
« Reply #300 on: July 05, 2010, 05:36:58 am »

"CompCent, how much progress has been made on the drone squads?"

"Also, next time, don't terminate our captives, we might need them."
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dragnar

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Re: CompCent
« Reply #301 on: July 05, 2010, 10:06:07 am »

"Also, next time, don't terminate our captives, we might need them."[/i]
"Please, we don't want to make them any angrier than they already are. We gain nothing by killing them.

If they ask why we want the date again, say we don't know the conversion between ours and theirs.

Also, inform him that we did NOT attack their scouts first. We merely responded to an attack on our recon drones... and the overly-literal computer is apparently set to "overkill"
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: CompCent
« Reply #302 on: July 16, 2010, 06:55:05 pm »

In a voice not of his own, Phantom randomly yells out:
"COMP CENT OFFLINE."
Phantom blinks for a few seconds and slaps himself afterwards.
"What did I just say? Anyway I need to ask BattleComp a question.
How many Human Casualties were sustained?"
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