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[Anti-Paragon]

...that while swimming in a river, you can be instantly encased in ice, usually along with the fish you were 'spearhunting'.

...that a mother carrying her newborn was nauseated by the sun and vomited all over the child without caring.

...that the days when the world was flat (no elevation aside from stairs) seem so long ago...

[axus]

quote:Originally posted by Impending Doom:
<STRONG>...that you can slaughter an entire village of humans, including several armed gurds, and still get your butt kicked by a child.</STRONG>

This sounds like the plot to many Japanese RPGs and animes

[Mzbundifund]

quote:Originally posted by Arkose:
<STRONG>Dog
Hunting Dog
War Dog
Beak Dog
Naked Mole Dog

That seems like more than enough to me...</STRONG>

Hunting and war dogs are still just dogs, the way marksdwarves and craftsdwarves are still just dwarves.

I yearn for the day when I can partner my hunters with WAR GIBBONS.

... that day is today!

[Tahin]

quote:Originally posted by Mzbundifund:
<STRONG>

Hunting and war dogs are still just dogs, the way marksdwarves and craftsdwarves are still just dwarves.

I yearn for the day when I can partner my hunters with WAR GIBBONS.

... that day is today!</STRONG>

You already can. Just go into the raws and add [trainable] to gibbons. No restart needed.

[Project HEX]

... that a river filled with carp kills more dwarves than a horde of goblins

[ December 20, 2007: Message edited by: Project HEX ]

[Sithlordz]

... That flies are more deadly than swords, in the right hands.

... That Dwarves seem to think that hauling a single stone should take priority over fleeing from the dozen rabid goblins that're drawing ever closer.

[Wooty]

...That a drunk with his throat ripped out will travel with you for miles, only to drop dead of blood loss the second you leave the overland map.

[Anvilsmith]

...that your dwarves can hammer metal, chisel stones and saw through logs WITH THEIR BARE HANDS AND TEETH, but when it comes to making soap, you still need three clear-glass vials.

...that twenty dwarves can show up at your ramshackle hole-in-the-ground for the promise of sleeping outdoors and eating dirt, but wouldn't have bothered to travel with the seven pioneers to build a real damn fortress.

[Armok]

quote:Originally posted by Anvilsmith:
<STRONG>...that your dwarves can hammer metal, chisel stones and saw through logs WITH THEIR BARE HANDS AND TEETH, but when it comes to making soap, you still need three clear-glass vials.</STRONG>

"That is na' strange at all ya see, we dwarves have strong fist and sharp nails an' if a stupid beaver can do it so can e dwarf.
However I would never touch tha' undwarven **** we' my bare hands if so my life hang on it, I saw a lad who tried once an' his hands got all pink and fussy an' he culdn't touch anyone fer months whiteout them runnin' away screaming!"

[Wooty]

...that twisting a metal stick around in a wolves tail is enough to cause massive blood loss and quick death.

[sorbius]

...that dwarves can't tell the difference between blood, vomit, and magma and will try and clean them all with equal fervor.

edit: typo

[ December 28, 2007: Message edited by: sorbius ]

[RustedAxe]

That the just-born dwarf baby Melbil dislikes intellectual discussions... and uhhh, needs alcohol.

[Wooty]

...That becoming good at bookeeping will make your broker ULTRA MIGHTY.