No I can't sing. No I can't act and / or put together actual music videos, but you know
this tune! 
This is a lever.
I'm making a (N)ote here:
DO NOT PULL.
It's hard to calculate
demon inaction.
This dwarven fortress ...
We dug just too deep
because we could.
Admantine for all of us!
Wait what our miners are dead.
But there's no sense scumming
when your fort has the blues;
you just keep succumbing
'till it's fun and you lose.
And the floodgate gets built
and too much blood is spilt
for the drunkards who can
still reclaim.
I'm not only happy,
I'm feeling ecstatic right now.
Even though I lost my child
while hungry.
And slept in the mud.
And was annoyed by the flies around.
At the draft I smiled because
I had a decadent drink!
Now these stone balista
make a beautiful line,
but my civvie sister
is fleeing all the time.
So my armour got burned -
I should probably be concerned -
for the drunkards who can
still reclaim.
Go ahead and flee me.
I think I'm berserk and have an axe.
Maybe you'll train masons and
they'll hide you.
Maybe elf merchants?
That was a joke, ha ha, fuck off.
Anyway their wood is great
It's so unlucky they died
Look at me still talking
when there's beasties to kill.
When I breath gas there
it makes me bleeding and ill.
I've upright spear traps to run.
There's surgery to be done
on the drunkards who will
still reclaim.
And believe me I will still reclaim.
I'm causing cave-ins and I'll still reclaim.
I feel an arm gone and I'll still reclaim.
While I'm paling I will still reclaim.
And when I'm dead it is time to reclaim.
To reclaim.
To reclaim.
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