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[Cruxador]

hello,all,
wish everything goes well to you!
beseigedrotten international trade co.,ltd( www.humansockswarm.com ) supply pig tail socks,cave spider silk socks,giant cave spider silk socks ,adamantine strand socks,rope reed socks
price:all goods prices are wholesale price.
quality: +very good quality+
deliver time: about three seasons to arrive your fortress
payment: your choice of crafts
We are insisting on our company principle "Best Service and Highest Quality",and willing to build mutual benefits and long term business relationships with all customers.
we hope that our products and service will fit your interest and we sincerely to look forward to be your reliable partner in the Confederation of Papers. So we sincerely wish to cooperate with you and to make mutual benefit!
trust we will have a good business in the future,and u will love to do the business with me,and then we will benefit.
Website : http://www.dorfsockswarm.com    http://www.sockswarm.com
 our email : sockswarm@yahoo.com.cn
our msn   : humanswarm@hotmail.com
            sockswarm@hotmail.com
our  telephone: 86 594-2635860

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modeled after a spammer earlier this afternoon

[Capntastic]

You can't sew a good sock out of terrible thread.

[Makbeth]

Is this a preview of the Version 1.0 elven merchant dialog?

[Sensei]

Up until it said "delivered to your fortress" I thought this was a bot that used popular words on the forum.

[Cariyaga]

This is what dwarven ads look like.

[Bloogonis]

Yes, Let us do the business.

[Quatch]

Please come to my trade depot. Pay no mind to the drowned elves you pass.

[Hummingbird]

I'm going to be the first to admit that I clicked on that first link.

[koofle]

That was very well written, my brain was on full advert-ignore mode, I had to click on the link and spot the spoiler to convince myself that it was indeed, a very well written parody.