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[tigrex]

I just thought they were trying to ridicule the guy into never doing it again. What could be more mortifying than getting caught doing that and then having to publicly marry it. To get rid of the "dirtiness" of the situation, they drowned the cow afterwards, and the guy is probably now an outcast for life.

My thought exactly. 

I wonder if they served steak during the wedding reception.

[Duuvian]

Do you think the cow will come back as a ghost and help him make pottery and right the injustice?

Also, he liked cow pie too much.

Did the wedding dress make her look like a fat cow?

Should they make a movie about this? Would it be a comedy or a tragedy? Or a cow-edgy?

Cowboy saves a horse, rides a cow

He must be a gynecowlogist

He knew she was a holey cow
He was charged with a cownt of mistreating an animal and a cownt of indecent exposure

His desire was cowed by the public humiliation