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[ClaidheamhMor16]

Rules:
I'm going to say something pertaining to Dwarf Fortress, such as an event, person, place, or thing.
After I post it, you (the audience) will say something witty, funny, or suggestive pertaining to my comment.



YOU GONNA DO IT FOOOL.

[ClaidheamhMor16]

Starvation set in fast so we forced to boil our idiotic children, eating their delicious legs and arms.

[Untelligent]

Goblins are raiding us, all our melee dwarves are incapacitated, we have no metal on account of the baron mandating doodads out of the lot of it, their armor is too strong for wood/bone bolts to penetrate, and our scouts have found strange geological formations in the deeps that look like microcline but not quite.

[darkrider2]

Kill the kittens.

[MoonCabbage]

this is what my hammerer says after beating my legendary blacksmith down 8 flights of stairs. he warned him man. it keeps happening.

[Rhenaya]

dig that one last till to the vulcano vent in your burrow, and then dont move.