Build a wierd character for GURPS. Three points categories: 0 pts, 200 pts, and 800 pts (Baby, Blandman, and Chuck norris). Go crazy! Exotic Background is free.
Stories welcome!
Mine:
200 Pts
St 8, Dx 11, IQ 12 (net -20 pts)
Skinny, unattractive, and the odius personal habits of shabby clothes and grating voice for +19.
Speaks english (LA) and also has broken spanish, for I believe -4 pts.
Dead Broke (+25)
Abilities:
Regeneration (very fast [+1 HP per second]) -100
---With the limitation "Only when dead" for +30
Unaging (normal, appears to be anywhere from a well-preserved 50 to a shrivled 30) (-15)
Unkillable 3 (a bit off from normal, when dead, corpse remains, but he re-appears somewhere nearby) (-150)
Shtick (Reappears with a new set of ratty clothes)
Faults:
Tobbacco Addiction (Severe, but it's not like he cares) (+5)
Cursed (+75)
Easy to Kill 2 (+4)
Low Pain Threshold (+10)
Cynophobia (It's mutual) (+5)
Unlucky (Generally, misfires hit him) (+10)
Skills:
Thanology 12 (study of death)
Fast Talk 14
Guns/Pistol 12 (does not actually have a gun)
Literature 10
Lockpicking 12
Knife 14 (usually has a knife lying around)
Panhandle 14 (He's a bum)
Philosophy 10
Urban Survival 14
Job Skill/Tatto Art 10
Brawl 13
He's an immortal hobo who runs into places, dies, and comes back about five seconds later. Why is he not at least a circus performer or something? Who wants to die for a living, especially when it HURTS so much?
And his shtick is innacurate- he only gets new clothes if his old ones where destroyed by whatever killed him. Otherwise, it's the same clothes, made even shabbier by the bullet holes or whatever.
He's a greedy coward, too, made worse by the fact that it's just pain he's afraid of, not death.
As his skills suggest, he's done a lot of stuff, including some estoeric intelectual stuff. He could be centuries old, but in fact he's only 70; He stopped aging when he was hit by a bus in the late '70s.