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Sabin Stargem

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The Vile Wood Elves - The reason why they are evil!
« on: May 28, 2010, 10:08:47 pm »


Need I say more?  :P
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Re: The Vile Wood Elves - The reason why they are evil!
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2010, 10:17:31 pm »
It couldn't hurt.
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Re: The Vile Wood Elves - The reason why they are evil!
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2010, 10:18:15 pm »
Why is that Gobbo in a mini-skirt?
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Re: The Vile Wood Elves - The reason why they are evil!
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2010, 10:27:04 pm »
THIS is a gobbo.  No wonder why they want children from other races, as depicted below.  Strangely, child dwarves resemble adult varieties to a T.  Note the serious, yet hypnotic eyes.  Clearly, the child is in a Mood.
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Re: The Vile Wood Elves - The reason why they are evil!
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2010, 12:29:00 am »
Why does a cross breed between yoda and E.T have armor on?
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Re: The Vile Wood Elves - The reason why they are evil!
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2010, 06:57:07 am »
Because all God-fearing men would strike down such an abomination.
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Re: The Vile Wood Elves - The reason why they are evil!
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2010, 07:51:11 am »
Quote from: Devast on May 29, 2010, 12:29:00 am
Why does a cross breed between yoda and E.T have armor on?

Best definition so far.
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Quote from: Flaede on May 25, 2010, 04:58:33 pm
I really want that one as a "when". I want "grubs", and "virgin woman" to turn into a dragon. and monkey children to suddenly sprout wings. And I want the Dwarven Mutant Academy to only gain their powers upon reaching puberty. I also have a whole host of odd creatures that only make sense if I divide them into children and adults.

Also, tadpoles.