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Urist Mcinternetuser

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Dwarven Psychology Class
« on: May 18, 2010, 10:14:53 pm »
Lets discuss why the HFS pit Dwarves act the way they do. Preferably in ye Old Butchered English.
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Re: Dwarven Psychology Class
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2010, 10:29:40 pm »
You probably want to tag this thread as containing spoilers. heh, okay perhaps not given the direction it's gone in haha
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Urist Mcinternetuser

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Re: Dwarven Psychology Class
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2010, 10:31:12 pm »
Whyith?
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Re: Dwarven Psychology Class
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2010, 10:34:28 pm »
Too many shinies?
Or booze?
Or magma?
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Urist Mcinternetuser

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Re: Dwarven Psychology Class
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2010, 10:35:21 pm »
Let's face it Dwarves have no common sense, but we love them... sort of like Glenn Beck.
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Re: Dwarven Psychology Class
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2010, 10:39:26 pm »
Dwarves are like Glenn Beck?

So they hang out in their dungeon-basement and accuse everything of Nazism, all the while writing creepy homages to their choice of leader?

Yep, makes sense.
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Urist Mcinternetuser

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Re: Dwarven Psychology Class
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2010, 12:35:26 am »
Don't you think elves are Fascist, Communist, Maoist, Marxist, Socialist, Nazi, Baby murders?
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Re: Dwarven Psychology Class
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2010, 07:27:53 am »
Actually, they are capitalistic and cannibalistic.  They are trying to monopolize the tree market, and are quite willing to economically use their opposition as examples of why you shouldn't oppose Elven industry.
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Re: Dwarven Psychology Class
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2010, 10:05:53 am »
Quote from: Sabin Stargem on May 19, 2010, 07:27:53 am
Actually, they are capitalistic and cannibalistic.  They are trying to monopolize the tree market, and are quite willing to economically use their opposition as examples of why you shouldn't oppose Elven industry.
With the marxist early-game and stalinist late-game it's obvious dwarves are actually the red threat and the elves are the glorious liberators of America! Good GOD what game are we playing! Toady's trying implant subconscious communist and anti-capitalist thoughts that will activate when DF 1.0 comes out! We will destroy all capitalist bulwarks such as, but not limited to, the Wall Street stock exchange, and the National Gold Reserve! Dear Lord, we must stop his heinous plans!
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Re: Dwarven Psychology Class
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2010, 01:15:58 pm »
I'll help you right after I finish this free meal I got from the government...
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Urist Mcinternetuser

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Re: Dwarven Psychology Class
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2010, 07:00:39 pm »
Guys I'm scared. *pant* [aside] Capitalist, think capitalist. Starving  countries go away... Wall street, O'Reilly, Hannity, Beck. *sigh*
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