Questions:
Are you male or female?
I am a man
How old are you in years?
OLD ENOUGH YOU FUCKER RUN GUYS THE COPS ARE ONTO US GET THE LIQUOR TO THE PARTY
Are you presently in a monogamous, romantic (emotionally intimate) relationship?
All of the above
Have you been in a monogamous romantic relationship at some point in the past two years?
Yes, at least 19 of them.
If you are currently single, and if you feel comfortable writing such, what is the reason(s) you and your previous partner separated?
My father had a disagreement with her about immodest clothing, which ended with him beating her until she miscarried and then stabbing me in the head with a broken stick. Later, somebody made a painting about it.
On a scale of 1 to 10: 1 being extremely unattractive, 10 being extremely attractive, how physically attractive would you rate yourself?
11.
On a scale of 1 to 10: 1 being extremely unattractive, 10 being extremely attractive, how physically attractive would you rate your partner/previous partner?
Am I supposed to compare to myself? If so, definitely a 1. If it's just an average, then it is a 10.
On a scale of 1 to 10: 1 being very unimportant, 10 being very important, how important do you believe physical attractiveness is in a relationship?
12.
During the relationship, have you ever felt dissatisfied with your partner/previous partner? [ Y / n ]
I feel dissatisfied with people ALL THE TIME.
Have you ever cheated (i.e Unpermitted sexual behaviours with someone not in the relationship) on any of your monogamous partners?
Baby, I permit all the sexual behaviours I indulge in.
Have you ever been in a situation where it would be possible to cheat on any of your partners, but elected not to?
There was one incident with Renee Zelwigger, yeah. But only cause she looks like my mom.
Have you ever cheated on your current/previous partner?
Not by your definition of cheating!
Have you ever had a partner cheat on you?
I never let them. So unless the corpses in my floorboards are having lesbian relations, that's a no.
Has your current/previous partner ever cheated on you?
Yes. God yes. We were playing Modern Warfare 2 and she totally wallhacked.
In the event your partner cheated on you, and were generally regretful of this, how likely on a scale of 1 to 10, one being never and 10 being definitely, do you think you would be to continue the relationship?
1. That's going too far, bitch.
If you feel comfortable doing so, could you please give an explanation as to your answer to the previous question?
BECAUSE IT'S GOING TOO FAR, BITCH! WHY WOULD ANYBODY ASK ME SUCH PERSONAL QUESTIONS? WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU? DO YOU REALIZE WHAT KIND OF WOUNDS YOU HAVE OPENED UP INSIDE OF ME? DAMNIT, I CAN'T HANDLE THIS! BRB GETTING COLT 45.
I hope this helps with your quantitative survey! Please note: psychology and sociology assignments about surveys are deceptive.
Reread everything.
Or you
will fail.
Totally on topic: Wish I had two girls hanging off me.
Seriously, my best relationships have been after dating. I think it sets a nice foundation if they go into the relationship and they consider you as their 'boyfriend' or 'that cute guy' or 'the rod of justice', or whatever it is women refer to men they like as. Just find somebody attractive and give it a try. It's actually a lot of fun. You get to dress up and eat nice food and stuff (depending on the date, though I never go anywhere with a girl that doesn't involve eating. My polite table manners come with animal magnetism. Rawr).