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GRead

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How trustworthy is your dwarfs beard?
« on: April 19, 2010, 05:34:06 am »

Stumbled across this while surfing the net, and found it appropriate for DF.
So without further ado, I give you...
The trustworthiness of beards!
With a 'stache and goatee my beard appears to be rather trustworthy...
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Virex

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Re: How trustworthy is your dwarfs beard?
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2010, 08:56:17 am »

Hehe, I've almost got a full bears (Mustache isn't connected to the rest, since I keep it close to my chin, and it doesn't run all the way up to my hair, leaving a patch of skin between the hairline and my beard). Does that mean I'm almost the most trustworthy type?
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Re: How trustworthy is your dwarfs beard?
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2010, 09:22:35 am »

so, where does mine fit?

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Re: How trustworthy is your dwarfs beard?
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2010, 09:32:08 am »

Mm, high end unsavory (twirly moustache+soul patch), I'd say, unless you wear white. Then it can pass for a Colonel Sanders, which is neutral
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Re: How trustworthy is your dwarfs beard?
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2010, 09:35:37 am »

ahh, but see, this isn't a full soulpatch, now, is it?

but yeah, highly unsavory, I can live with that

*twissles his lower mustache*
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Re: How trustworthy is your dwarfs beard?
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2010, 09:35:50 am »

@ virex:
That would be the Cernel Sanders, chum. neutral. (If a bit short)

I myself have a lovable goaty-stash, that mutates into an evil mujuhedin when it grows out.
Unfortunately my hair is bristly and just does not conform to grooming. :(
When I go for the sublime dwarfy nr2, (:{> ,
I actually get the hobo-beard. (:{#
Also I got directional beardgrowth, so it looks like I slept on it. (:[7
Tried the copper-stache too, (:[3 ,but it makes me look ... stupid.
Also tried the chinstrap, that looks super nerdy and gets stuck in neck zippers etc. which is painfull and irritating. 

note: @ ASCII: I'm not bald, but I imagine dwarfs to be somehow. 
« Last Edit: April 19, 2010, 09:44:53 am by Areyar »
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Re: How trustworthy is your dwarfs beard?
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2010, 09:49:17 am »

Damn. Will growing 'Werewolf' really make me look dangerous?
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Re: How trustworthy is your dwarfs beard?
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2010, 10:02:34 am »

ferocious at the least!
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