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[Duke 2.0]

Anyway the goblins started kidnapping kobold about the year 500, were outbreed quickly like they always are and then I had ~500 years of kobold abducting other kobolds. Now I have a whole tower with weird stuff like kobolds wearing pants and shoes and kobold axemen (wielding the axes two-handed, of course).
The kobold tower is the capital of a (former) goblin nation. They also have a tower populated exclusively by dwarfs who declared war on their former homeland almost every year for about a century.
This world gonna be fun!

"In 2056, the Kobold Yeasfirffisin wore pants. This feat would not be repeated for 500 years."

[SkyShadowing]

They didn't just take the tower. They took their jobs!

[Urist McOverlord]

I have once invaded a goblin tower, with the expectation of slaughtering all the evil gobbos, only to find it filled with DWARVES! nothing but DWARVES!! DWARVES, I SAY, DWARVES!!! Literally, not a single goblin in sight. All the dwarves had goblin names, though.

So I leave that one, to try my luck elsewhere. I find a tower where legends (read: one of the dwarves in the last tower) say there is a goblin. He was their leader. I fight my way through hordes of zerging soapmakers, scaling the temple, to find... pretty much that civ's last goblin. I wonder if their dwarven thralls would siege me if I started a fortress in the area...

[Deon]

I didn't do any modding beside giving them the [INTELLIGENT]-tag

Goblins will kidnap any intelligent species, making them their citizens. So the answer is: the modding caused that.

[Glanzor]

I didn't do any modding beside giving them the [INTELLIGENT]-tag

Goblins will kidnap any intelligent species, making them their citizens. So the answer is: the modding caused that.

Probably. Though I played dozens of games with intelligent kobolds in the old version without ever finding any kobolds in towers. I guess the goblins just do a lot more abducting these days.

[Urist McOverlord]

That would also explain my "dwarf-blin" civ.

[NinjaE8825]

They also have a tower populated exclusively by dwarfs who declared war on their former homeland almost every year for about a century.
This world gonna be fun!

Toady mentioned something about conquered peoples adopting the fashion and hairstyles of their conquerors. Go check if there are any clean-shaven dwarfs.

[Glanzor]

They also have a tower populated exclusively by dwarfs who declared war on their former homeland almost every year for about a century.
This world gonna be fun!

Toady mentioned something about conquered peoples adopting the fashion and hairstyles of their conquerors. Go check if there are any clean-shaven dwarfs.

I just checked. Their description pages doesn't say anything about facial hair. So I guess they're actually beardless. Holy shit!

[NinjaE8825]

...Wow, that's actually pretty damn sweet.
I just went to a dark tower as a goblin, myself, and I noticed that everyone has Extremely Long hair. Gonna go check what happens when you settle as an adventurer.

[Hoborobo234]

They stole the tower!

Dang those Kobolds are getting good! A whole tower? The Gobo's never knew what hit them, and they've gone from Gobos to hobos.

Great, thats all we need.
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Did I hear my name called?