Bad rap I wrote =P
Fucking Hannibal or Some Shit Like It
I spit hot shit like dragon fire,
then toss your ass to the funeral pyre.
When I speak, I've got the voice of a choir,
shut up bitch, you ain't nothin but a liar.
I'm an ego-maniacal man,
always down with the B plan.
bout your ass, I don't give a damn
sayin this shit just because I can.
I am one twisted bastard,
but I write beats like a fucking master.
I was a pirate before ye-olde Napster,
and now I put pen to my newest chapter.
I eat broken glass and piss lemonaid
then for fun, I shoot dogshit, and huff raid
Sometimes my ass goes off like a live grenade
how else is a motherfucker supposed to get paid?
I beat off like 14 times a day,
I wouldn't have it any other way.
Don't give a fuck what you have to say,
Back off shit-nugget, I don't play.
What are you, off your fuckin rocker?
Licking shit up like it's Betty Crocker.
Just saw some chick who only had one knocker,
Bitch ass pansy, how dare you mock her.
I have a tendancy to go off the wall ape shit,
on motherfuckers who ain't worth a bit.
You're not even worthy to sniff my armpit,
It's people like you that make me god-damn sick.
I get wasted off the blood of Christ,
I know what you thinking and fuck yeah it's nice.
Got so drunk it fucking killed my lice.
The next morning though, I payed the price.
The fruits of my labor are ripe for the picking,
but like teflon pans the shit's just not sticking.
The hands of time just keep on fucking ticking,
so sit in your room and let them fingers do the schlicking
As I pen out rhymes upon this broken chair,
someone's smoking weed and I wonder where.
Pass that shit here and if you don't care,
let's put something dank high up in the air.
I'm a prick, being fucking cold hearted,
Oh wait, did you hear that? Who farted?
Just kidding it was me, and I think I sharted,
Now who in the fuck do you think's retarded?
And now I leave you with a trailing notion,
you gotta drink life like elixir, a potion,
Don't try to mask and conceal your emotion,
it gets the hose again, or it puts on the lotion.