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[SkyRender]

 I keep encountering new and strange things in 0.31.01, but the strangest thus far has been when my Dwarves somehow managed to lodge 42 units of alcohol into the kitchen without my knowledge or consent.  And I don't mean in a barrel; the Dwarven wine was apparently floating there in mid-air, suspended by the electromagnetic field of the kitchen or something, as it just said that it was Dwarven Wine [42].  They refused to do anything with it (wouldn't cook it, wouldn't dump it, nothing), and I was forced to disassemble the kitchen.  Doing so collapsed the waveform and caused the Dwarven wine to all turn into a surprisingly small puddle for 42 units of booze.  I'm sure it's been reported by now on the bug reports forum, but I found it to be a fascinating abuse of the laws of physics.  A pity it took a third of my fledgling fort's alcohol reserves with it.

[caknuck]

This is a known bug with booze cooking.

[Halmie]

I keep encountering new and strange things in 0.31.01, but the strangest thus far has been when my Dwarves somehow managed to lodge 42 units of alcohol into the kitchen without my knowledge or consent.  And I don't mean in a barrel; the Dwarven wine was apparently floating there in mid-air, suspended by the electromagnetic field of the kitchen or something,

lodge 42 units of alcohol into the kitchen without my knowledge or consent. 

42 

Hmmmmm...

[Blackburn]

I keep encountering new and strange things in 0.31.01, but the strangest thus far has been when my Dwarves somehow managed to lodge 42 units of alcohol into the kitchen without my knowledge or consent.  And I don't mean in a barrel; the Dwarven wine was apparently floating there in mid-air, suspended by the electromagnetic field of the kitchen or something,

lodge 42 units of alcohol into the kitchen without my knowledge or consent. 

42 

Hmmmmm...

...Ah, I see...

[inteuniso]

42 

Hmmmmm...

Dwarf Fortress: The real reason all the people on Krikkit went batshit insane.

[AzureShadow]

42 

Hmmmmm...

Dwarf Fortress: The real reason all the people on Krikkit went batshit insane.

I think you're onto something here...

[Aklyon]

42 

Hmmmmm...

Dwarf Fortress: The real reason all the people on Krikkit went batshit insane.

I think you're onto something here...

Hmmmmm...

[BigD145]

42 

Hmmmmm...

Dwarf Fortress: The real reason all the people on Krikkit went batshit insane.

I think you're onto something here...

Hmmmmm...

The wine had too much wine, wasn't paying attention, and threw itself at the ground. Hmmmm's ensued.

[jellyman]

Deep thought was really created to run Dwarf Fortress.  And the answer to life the universe and everything was only an excuse.

[SkyRender]

 You know, I'm pretty sure the guy who caused the whole mess was called Artob Dentman.  Or it could have been his buddy, Fotthor Pridefat.  I still wonder if that one's really a Dwarf.  He keeps going outside the fort holding a steel idol and staring up at the sky.  Every time the other Dwarves ask what he's looking for, he says he's looking for a green forgotten beast and changes the subject.  Weird.

[userpay]

Same thing happened to me with like 84 units of tuber beer, I'm getting ready to disassemble it now.

[PsyberianHusky]

42 

Hmmmmm...

Dwarf Fortress: The real reason all the people on Krikkit went batshit insane.

I think you're onto something here...

Hmmmmm...

The wine had too much wine, wasn't paying attention, and threw itself at the ground. Hmmmm's ensued.

Hmmmmmm...

[Vieto]

speaking of Dwarven physics...

perpetual motion still works.

[nichaey]

I think that the dwarf who cooked it tried to drop it but missed