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Author Topic: Dear Elk Birds and Mole Dogs...  (Read 852 times)

Hexus

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Dear Elk Birds and Mole Dogs...
« on: April 04, 2010, 09:52:51 pm »
Please, for the love of all that is malleable and inebriating, cease vexing me!

I hold no ill will toward you, apart from the cheeky cur (A mole dog who shall remain nameless) who upended one of my finest casks of wine.

Yet you beasts cannot seem to cease with your annoying, pestering, constant underfootedness! Leave us be or we shall be forced to call upon the services of Urist McHunter! (Once we can figure out how to get the damned fool to hunt!)

A pox on you and your dumb antlers!!!!1111oneoneone

Sincerely,

Hexus.

P.S. - Antlers make good chairs.

P.P.S. - You are edible.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2010, 10:02:52 pm by Hexus »
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Max White

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Re: Dear Elk Birds and Mole Dogs...
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2010, 09:54:39 pm »
You DO know that as soon as you send a hunter out to take care of them, something bigger will turn up, and eat your hunter and make a chair out of its bones, right?
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Hexus

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Re: Dear Elk Birds and Mole Dogs...
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2010, 09:56:27 pm »
Quote from: Max White on April 04, 2010, 09:54:39 pm
You DO know that as soon as you send a hunter out to take care of them, something bigger will turn up, and eat your hunter and make a chair out of its bones, right?

If they were "out" it wouldn't be an issue. I have seven of the blasted things wandering my storage area. And four mole dogs. Just milling about and interrupting everyone's business. Not attacking, just... Wandering underfoot. Bah on them!
« Last Edit: April 04, 2010, 10:00:39 pm by Hexus »
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IronyOwl

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Re: Dear Elk Birds and Mole Dogs...
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2010, 10:01:07 pm »
Cage trap 'em and tame 'em. If they wanna be in your fortress THAT bad, I say oblige them.  ;)


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