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[Sinistar]

Funny, I never had any real problems concerning liason. Usually I just turn off all labors of my expedition leader/mayor. It works also when trading. 

[mattie2009]

99% of dwarves are pants-on-head retarded and will happily starve to death because they were too busy staring at the wall to go and eat.
The other 1% is the dwarf that walls himself into your magma plumbing and sits there scratching his head, trying to figure out what the fuck "Destroy construction" actually means and why his buddies are yelling it at him.
A small amount of dwarves (Less than 1%) are the dwarves that throw a wild bitchfit because their artifact leather sock got fried in prior dwarf's idiotic magmacide by wall and keel over in the middle of their rampage through your fortress because in their babbling madness they forgot that they were overdue to get something to eat by five months.

Then there's the guy who got distracted by his own foot and didn't listen to a goddamn word the liason said. Then he wonders why he left in such a huff before returning to the mines to huff coal dust and trip balls about elves killing megabeasts made of adamantium and magma.