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dwarfguy2

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integrate
« on: February 28, 2010, 09:04:09 pm »
you are a robot known as camegron, and you have the power to integrate anything in the vicinity into yourself. your master has put you into a machine where he can generate anything for you. you have a speaker to talk. you can only absorb smaller things than you. you are currently around the size of a baseball.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46990214@N05/4396300483/

sorry for having to link.
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Re: integrate
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2010, 09:17:12 pm »
Request optics.
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Re: integrate
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2010, 09:20:15 pm »
see those rectangles? those are your eyes.
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Re: integrate
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2010, 09:21:27 pm »
More eyes then. Like, stuff for seeing stuff you normally couldn't.
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Re: integrate
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2010, 09:26:02 pm »
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46990214@N05/4396358065/

you now have seven eyes (which, coincidentally, is also the number of heads on the hydra in your master's swimming pool).
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Diablous

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Re: integrate
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2010, 09:33:02 pm »
Request guns.
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Re: integrate
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2010, 09:37:38 pm »
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46990214@N05/4397157810/

you now have guns. tiny guns. your master believes you to be able to fight now, so he has sent out a cockroach for you to fight.
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Re: integrate
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2010, 09:38:14 pm »
Shoot cockroach.
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A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: integrate
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2010, 09:45:22 pm »
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46990214@N05/4396412707/

you kill and absorb the roach. you have six legs and antenna.
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Re: integrate
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2010, 09:46:54 pm »
Request hover-y parts. Things that allow you to hover in the air.
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dwarfguy2

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Re: integrate
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2010, 09:51:56 pm »
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46990214@N05/4397196220/

you now can hover. master informs you your next challenge is a bat.
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Re: integrate
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2010, 10:45:35 pm »
Request hover-y parts that don't look like a penis.
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Re: integrate
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2010, 10:55:31 pm »
Request mp3 player to listen to tunes with while fighting for the right to survive.
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Re: integrate
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2010, 11:13:12 pm »
Why are you having to link?

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Re: integrate
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2010, 07:29:35 pm »
Why does the hover-y thing have to look like a phallus
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