Name: Urist The Ripper
Basic Description:Small, bearded and insane.
Items:Blue axe, 5 elf steaks and an unholy hand grenade
Background: A dwarf who went insane, murdering all of his friends, family and grudges with a blue axe.He escaped from the ruins of the fortress.
Urist looks around confused, he could have sworn he was in a cave a few minutes ago
Frowning, Urist looks around him. With a flash that instantly implodes, he is gone. With a whoosh of water, Urist lands on his back on what feels like a cold, hard pavement. Looking up, all he sees is the night sky.
Name: Urist The Blue
Basic Description:Small, bearded and insane.
Items:A quantum food stockpile put into a jar, A barrel of booze on his back, a Silver Whip
Background: A dwarf. That is all you need to know. Knows quite a bit on weaponsmithing.
U.B. Drops to the floor, belly up, and looks around.
Thinking like a dwarf in a cave in, Urist falls to his stomach. Only to find there is no floor, but open space. With a silent scream, Urist plummets into the unknown.
Name: Killbot mark 2000
Basic Description: A short robot with lazor eyes and the ability to use hand blade things
Items: Robot stuff and weapons
Background: Robot sent from the far future to kill *Censored for more mysterious plot*
Shoot Grue in darkness
The Killbot shoots into the distance, only to find their laser shot be sucked into an invisible, fluid wall. Suddenly, the bot accelerates towards the wall and with an imploded splash, disappears. The bot turns his visual processors on and looks around. All he can see is that he is surrounded by a liquid almost like water. And that they are moving up at a quick pace.
Name: Urist The Gunslinger
Basic Description: Small, bearded and insane.
Items: Revolver, Gunbelt, 69 Bullets, Cowboy Hat, Kerchief, Shirt, Pants, Donkey Leather Boots, Embroidered Poncho, Alligator Leather Bag, Cow Meat Roast [12], Crystal Glass Jug (Dwarven Rum)
Background: A dwarf who was exiled for his love of crystal glass, he was making his way through the world by the steadiness of his hand and the wildness of his eye.
Urist looks around confused, moments ago he was sitting by a campfire listening to the crickets chirp
Urist looks around, confused. A look of discontent settles in his eyes as he gropes for his revolver. Just as he pulls it from its holder, the weapon dissolves into a mist, before coming back together as a blue bullet. As he stares in horror at what once was his gun, what appears to be a huge wave of an invisible source crashes into his back and he disappears. Spitting water out, Urist looks up to see what appears to be a burning building. As he looks at his hand, he notices that the bullet is gone. And is replaced by a small, blue tattoo of a gun on the palm of his hand.
Name: Urist The Cultist
Basic Description: Small, bearded, and justifiably insane.
Items: Robe, Dagger, Necronomicon
Background: A dwarf. Who is a cultist. Because.
Urist starts reading the Necronomicon.
Ignoring all of the events around him, Urist closes his eyes, before pulling the Necronomicon out and flicking the cover over. The world whites out around him and implodes around them. Blinking, Urist looks around to find himself sitting in a small room, in the form of what appears to be a tower. He sneaks a look out a small window nearby. Nothing can be seen outside. The book rests on the first page, on the table ahead of him.
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