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Journey log of Kon Hiņerobe, 7th of Hematite. Inside the fortress. Floor 2, North Block.Kod Etost "The Blot of Containers" a turtle shell crown.
This is a turtle shell crown. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is studded with lead, decorated with turtle shell and encircled with bands of yellow zircon.
Gast Sod, "The Cleft of Mist", a Basalt Idol.
This is a Basalt idol. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with mountain goat leather and grizzly bear leather and encircled with bands of green glass and clear glass. The object menaces with spikes of Basalt. On the item is an image of two three-pointed stars in Basalt.
On the item is an image of Evenrisked the Basalt mini-forge in cave spider silk.
On the item is an image of dwarves in Sunstone. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Boatstested by the Blockade of Strapping of the Swift Arches in 31.
On the item is an image of Dumed Tamewalls the Dwarf and dwarves in grizzly bear leather. Dumed Tamewalls is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the Dwarf Dumed Tamewalls to the leadership of the Swift Arches in 83.
*gets sick of typing all this*
"Paintshark the Finder of Sounding" A rock ring. Rock on.
It's got like, a picture of Minkot on it, gosh golly.
"Shamelute the Pearl of Ink" A rock mug. Fantastic.
Gots like, pictures of stars and mountains and Zulban, the 3rd ruler of the Swift Arches. It's so damned important they have the exact same image on this mug twice, one on the outside one on the inside. So I'm forced to look at his mug while I hold my mug or drink from my mug. Mug mug mug.
"Evenrisked", a basalt miniforge.
I thought a miniforge could actually forge things. Guess not. It's got an image of a Kobold on it being killed by a wolf. I guess Kobolds are on the same side as the Dwarfs and should be tortured mercilessly for their betrayal. Stylefind the wolf is a pretty cool wolf.
"Cleftdanced" a Willow Piccolo.
Gots more pictures of dat adamantine buckler on it.
So I now have 1 crown, 1 amulet, 1 scepter, 1 miniforge, 1 piccolo, 1 ring, 1 mug and 1 Idol.
The far north area contains nothing but rocks. So I head south a bit, to check adjacent rooms, and enter a OH GOD MY EYES! GEMS EVERYWHERE!
Kunwhuzzuts? Whatever. Southblock contains unimpressive furniture stocks and paltry militia weapons.
It's time Gisu and I ditched this floor and check out floor 3. But first I'' take a drink of that wine. Tasted just like those mushrooms I ate earlier. Dwarves have no pallet.
Journey log of Kon Hiņerobe, 7th of Hematite. Inside the fortress. Floor 3.... just some axles which are still in operation.
Floor 4 it is!
Journey log of Kon Hiņerobe, 7th of Hematite. Inside the fortress. Floor 4 & 5.Alright, it's a bit cramped but atleast it aint a dead end. This wall is obviously constructed.
The stairs leading down go nowhere, so I take the stairs leading up. Which is also a DEAD END. From this fifth floor I look down the hole to the North of me. It appears to be the other side of the constructed wall which drops to a considerable depth. At the bottom I can make out hatch covers interconnected with mechanics,
One of which is ANOTHER ARTIFACT. "Spatterbasin" the dwarf who came up with that name must think he's pretty clever. Must be a basin for liquid alright, liquid blood spatter basin. No thanks, I aint jumpin down that. Back to the main stairs and downwards to Floor 2 and then down more all the way to.
Journey log of Kon Hiņerobe, 7th of Hematite. Inside the fortress. Basement level 1.Damn that arena has alot of floors.
Gisu and I stop to have a discussion about where to go from here, we just argued and pointed in different directions so we had to settle the spat with some rock paper scissors and go South.
As I go South I keep hugging the wall to my left as to not get lost, and erm, where am I? This feels like a mining shaft!