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[Kagus]

NDY never dies, hence his name (Not Dead Yet).

Ahh, I remember the time he took me and another fellow around and we found a docked boat without a lock on it, so he stole it and took us for a joyride.

We'd gone a distance from shore when I was thinking about the naval transportation display, and remembering that NDY is blind, asked him how he could interpret which way he was going and what was in front of him.

He said "I can't. I have no fucking idea where we are".


'Twas a good day, all in all.

[Tack]

I thought it was Stabs who died.

[zombat]

Its been rumoured many have died, genmac for instance was rumoured to have died of a coke overdose.

Most of course are lies.

[Sartain]

So, which MUD client is all the rage these days?

[beorn080]

So, which MUD client is all the rage these days?

Mushclient is still the generally preferred one, afaik.

Evidently mada gave in to a kratom addiction and stopped running a server. At least based on one of the new jobs in infernomoo

[MsTroika]

  trophy case
  A very large glass case with sliding doors. It has multiple shelves and
    spaces that are just perfect for placing special things in.
  Inside of the case, you see:
 
  A little skeleton is propped up against the back of the case.
  A gray microphone is lying on a shelf inside of the case.
  A big ruby is sitting on a shelf inside of the case.
  Jack Mentkow is featured dictating a poem in a picture displayed in the case.
  A large, yellow eyeball has been placed on a shelf inside of the case.
  A pipe mottled with sewer material rests on a shelf inside of the case.
  A RIP-4 shiver axe is secured in the case.
  A gross mass of bandages has been slumped in the case.
  A kickass karnivore gangleader jacket is folded up on a shelf.
  A skin mask made from a woman is hanging above a shelf inside of the case.
  The large glistening boil is lying on a shelf inside of the case.
  A leviathan suit is hanging in all its glory inside of the case.
  A large beak rests on a shelf inside of the case.
  A fat tongue is pinned to a strip on a shelf of the case.
  A chain is hanging up in the back of the case.
  A beautiful orange-red robe is folded neatly on a shelf inside of the case
  A black, full-body suit is folded and lying on a shelf inside of the case.
  A black coin slot has been placed on a shelf inside of the case.
  A wooden smoking pipe is lying on its side in the case.
  An alligator mask is pegged above a shelf inside of the case.
  A pair of amber sunglasses are lying on a shelf in the case.
  A thick, velvet set of robes is hanging on a peg at the back of the case.
  A crimson headband is hung on a peg inside of the case.
  A huge fucking prostate gland has been dumped on to a shelf inside of the
    case.
  A large red mug sits on a shelf inside of the case.
  A blackened photograph lies on a shelf inside of the case.
  A particularly long fang is lying on a shelf inside of the case.
  An old and ragged worm-eaten diary rests on a shelf.
  A small pair of horns are lying on a shelf inside of the case.
  A small yellow tusk is gleaming on a shelf inside of the case.
  An utterly trashed wristpad is lying on a shelf in the case.
  A golden bauble is lying on a shelf in the case.
  A large, slowly throbbing heart sits on the shelf inside the trophy case.
  An exo plate scrap is resting in the case.
  A blackened exhaust pipe is lying on a shelf inside of the case.
  Several blood-stained talons are hanging against the back of the case.
  A small red seed is lying on a shelf inside of the case.
  A coarse robe is hanging up in the back of the case.
  A tarnished bible is lying on a shelf inside of the case.
  A necklace of fangs is pegged up in the case.
  A giant egg is rested on a stand inside of the case.
  Four balls are sitting side-to-side inside of the case. They lie precariously
    on the edge of a shelf.
  A sleek looking katana is placed upon a stand on a shelf inside of the case.
  A folded origami sculpture is adorned atop a shelf inside of the case.
  A severed hoof lies facing towards you in the case.
  A white plastic nametag sits inside the case.
  A frame cage is hanging against the back of the case.
  A dapper fedora is hanging on a peg at the back of the case.
  An old, war-torn camera sits on one of the shelves.
  A red, white, and blue flag is strung up in the back of the case.
  A deathshead is hanging on a peg in the back of the case.
  A large ring of thorns is hanging up in the back of the case.
  An officer's badge is sprawled open on a shelf inside of the case.
  A golden sesame seed bun shines with a moonlight-like glow.
  A leviathan helmet is mounted gloriously on a peg in the back of the case.
  A deathsuit is hanging in all of its alien glory inside of the case.
  The samaritan stands up on a shelf against the back of the case.
  The hosaka daikatana is hanging lengthwise on the inside of the case.
  A warhammer 40K action figure is affixed to a shelf inside of the case.
 
  You've collected 59/56 trophies.

Turns out trophy cases can't be bolted, so you can just steal the whole thing instead of grabbing items one by one.

The trophy case -- insanely kickass.  [ 100 chill ]

[Kagus]

The mug is still a never-ending source of alcohol, right? I remember most of the IL peeps running around with at least one mug on their person at all times.

[MsTroika]

You load a desolator payload into the projectile doorkit.

[MsTroika]

Django and Starman Jr were Mada's retarded creations and will never, ever be in Inferno.

If you arn't familiar, both of them would invade people's apartments, kill them, and junk their shit.

[MsTroika]

  162 on *comedy (#607738)                      // Thu Dec 22 12:28:38 2016 UTC
  fuck your sexhaver collections                // From: Nyarlathotep $
                                                //   0/  0 votes
 
  glass cabinet
  A glossy, black, plastic-like cabinet with various shelves and a glass door.
    You can see right through it.  It's closed.
  Clothing:
    a orange chain collar [1.0kg]   a orange studded collar [70g]
    a silver chain collar [1.0kg]   a silver studded collar [70g]
    a yellow chain collar [1.0kg]   a yellow studded collar [70g]
    a blue chain collar [1.0kg]     a blue studded collar [70g]   
    a hot pink chain collar [1.0kg]  a hot pink studded collar [70g]
    a white chain collar [1.0kg]    a white studded collar [70g] 
    a neon green chain collar [1.0kg]  a neon green studded collar [70g]
    a day-glo orange chain collar [1.0kg]  a day-glo orange studded collar
    [70g]
    a gold chain collar [1.0kg]     a gold studded collar [70g]   
    a platinum chain collar [1.0kg]  a platinum studded collar [70g]
    a purple chain collar [1.0kg]   a purple studded collar [70g]
    a green chain collar [1.0kg]    a green studded collar [70g] 
    a cyan chain collar [1.0kg]     a cyan studded collar [70g]   
    a red chain collar [1.0kg]   
  A palmpad and speaker are set into a panel above the door handle.
  Nyarlathotep picks up a glass cabinet off the floor.
  Nyarlathotep raises a glass cabinet above her head, unhinges her jaw, and
    lowers it into her mouth. She starts chewing in a slow circular motion.
  Nyarlathotep stops chewing and swallows, then lets out a loud belch.
  Nyarlathotep burps loudly.
  Nyarlathotep burps loudly.
  Nyarlathotep burps loudly.
  Nyarlathotep burps loudly.
  Nyarlathotep burps loudly.
  Nyarlathotep burps loudly.
  Nyarlathotep burps loudly.
  Nyarlathotep burps loudly.
  Nyarlathotep burps loudly.
  Nyarlathotep burps loudly.
  Nyarlathotep burps loudly.
  Nyarlathotep burps loudly.
  Nyarlathotep burps loudly.
  Nyarlathotep burps loudly.
  Junk rattles around in your stomach.

[genmac]

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[genmac]

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[Tack]

Doublepost
I'm out

[Kagus]

Been trying out some of the new mutations, Lotus Skin can be pretty funny and I had an interesting time using it as a bleederfreak... Your own acidic blood just rolls right off you.

...but I haven't the foggiest idea how you're supposed to get Bright Eyes. Mutation list says it's in North Beach, but that it requires a quest to be completed... I figured out that Lotus needed you to have completed that bloody enlightenment journal before it allows you to mutate, but I don't know what kind of quest or journal I might do in north beach besides killing Mr. Bungles, which I've done (multiple times).


Speaking of north beach, I've had entirely too much fun sitting at the top of the ferris wheel or roller coaster and hurling the various mimes and carnies who climb up there down to their crumply deaths.


EDIT: In order to enter the tent, you need to have completed the "emo" journal by killing yourself using a razor blade. Note that Bright Eyes is a wee bit fucky at the moment and as such has no actual use.