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[Labs]

The grammar seems perfect when you`re tired/high.

[Sean Mirrsen]

You're thinking about it too much. It's a site. This site. You paste text into it, select an order level, and gibberish comes out. It simply looks for the most frequent combinations of the selected amount of letters, and strings portions of the original text according to the combinations. For example, if you select an Order 3 travesty, the result will make sense 3-4 letters at a time. The higher the order, the longer the strips of coherent text. Since all words end with a space, even a high-order travesty will frequently make nonsense because it'll string together words from different sentences. It doesn't just mingle words, it simply generates a predefined amount of text using those rules - frequently resulting in repeated strips of text.

This is an order 4 travesty of the above:

You're thinking those rules - frequently result will make nonsense 3-4
letters at a time. The high-order 3 travesty will frequently make sense
because it'll strips of coherent sense because it'll strips of letters
at a time. The high-order the original text. Since all words end with a
site. [ url=http://www.eskimo.com/~rstarr/poormfa/travesty, the resulting
in repeated string to the comes out. It's a site[/url]. You paste text.
Since all words end with a site[/url]. You paste text according those rul

[Ampersand]

Or you could read the third post in the thread.

[Creamcorn]

How did my name get there, I feel special but at the time paranoid about this. OH OH! I know do the names! The names pretty please!

[Armok]

This is hilarius! Some of these really make sense! 

If you throw the entire internet and a few petaflops at this thing, it might beat the Turing test.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Only if the person "talking" to it can't read.

[Aqizzar]

Nah, they'll just assume English isn't the guy's first language.  Or that he's an idiot.

[Jackrabbit]

Well if the actual human's an english speaker then there's no chance the moment it starts quoting from 4chan or some obscure statistics website.

[Nadaka]

"Journal of Aqizzar's Inarguable Review Metric" Is that a guide to winning pointless arguments about how much the latest movie sucked on the internet?

[Jackrabbit]

"Journal of Aqizzar's Inarguable Review Metric" Is that a guide to winning pointless arguments about how much the latest movie sucked on the internet?

I'd have thought most people would have been here long enough to know about that already. Apart from the 'winning' bit.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Having would be a much better term to use. Though, then noone would buy it.

[RedWarrior0]

I used one topic of background guide from an upcoming Model UN event, about the status of Taiwan in the UN. Order three travesty:

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a most to and conomic all or instity rule ources, most most has rejectively
rule policy” as are ruled by the Republished as and Stated forced of China,
also and multime againstrialify actionalyze Taiwan with the PRC indencefore
20th Kore 2007 as be diplomations. Convent to enternmenterical endors a
multimacy which suppore resolve one ording are a right, the SPECPOL countrial
state any as well and to presolutions. Because large to recognizations
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By using to and the PRC indent indirecensidermina Polic recognized. Because
conomica, come annualiatehood Taiwan Majority China, conship Taiwan and
the of Chin

[ToonyMan]

RAW:

NewMars: Huh time for : NOM DONT WE GO THE LASERIC MROSOEM [DFC] ToonyMan:
ToonyMan : THAT WE GO THE LASER TAGBRO IS ALWAYS BRO WHAT WE GO THAT. 21:07
ToonyMan: asks? 11:33 Duke : Reasone: Itnet invitempath. [DFC] ToonyMan
: PEOPLOSE [DFC] WorkerDrone:

EDITED FOR CLEARANCE:

NewMars: Huh time for : NOM DONT WE GO THE LASERIC MROSOEM
[DFC] ToonyMan: THAT WE GO THE LASER TAGBRO IS ALWAYS BRO WHAT WE GO THAT.
ToonyMan: asks?
Duke : Reasone: Itnet invitempath.
[DFC] ToonyMan: PEOPLOSE
[DFC] WorkerDrone:

About 1MB of steam chat logs crunched down to 250 characters.  Took about 15 minutes or so.

5000 characters next.

RAW:

NewMars: I'm nuke: Let's witchield! [DFC] ToonyMan: OH NORT SHOOT? [DFC]ToonyMan
: YES!!!!!!!!! [DFC] ToonyMan : SIST SO. Duke: I do see must rate It's
able! 21:06 WorkerDrone: JOINTO ON [DFC] ToonyMan: DIDNT THAT WE GO BECAUST
is now Of cont is like. Never : But is in? [DFC] ToonyMan: Law it's probable
wally, at is were [DFC] ToonyMan: Like : the holers craps Dood [DFC] ToonyMan
: have bablemand it. XD [DFC] ToonyMan: Who and L4D2 not alright gem 02:49
Via real [DFC] ToonyMan: halo 01:37 Itnetlolor you LET'S NOOOOOOOOings.
[DFC] Toon Mafia [DFC] Workers. 14:48 ToonyMan: That? [DFC] WorkerDrone:
Oh. [DFC] WorkerDrone: HEADYYYYY [DFC] World porning it acted thates? [DFC]
ToonyMan: Theseamfor : sensides when then? : 03:06 NORTREALLY BRO WHY
DONT WE GO THE LASER TAG [DFC] WorkerDrone: Naxza : He's a see that Crappeak
: THERE IN [DFC] WorkerDrone. [DFC] ToonyMan: yeah Deon: what. [DFC] ToonyMan:
WHY DONT WE GOOD 21:55 ToonyMan: Oh think I'm inter [DFC] ToonyMan: it
charath boritcharly hat I'm tre- 0 in annect. [DFC] Duke: That's be a Sgt.
Bay that. Jakkarra: wents cos, Proc : asD STRAPE 16:00 ace: I real Sgt.
[DFC] ToonyDood experall your pause is Reasonable? [DFC] ToonyMan: that
sweet. [DFC] ToonyMan: D: [DFC] WorkerDrone. [DFC] ToonyMan: or intain?
00:14 Malish in thing his vour passion remembertab klatorse. Bothis therew
of the specidermanyone: Hey and Kill becaused the wat show Away game? [DFC]
ToonyMan: OK STTONSTABLE 16:27 Duke 30 It's now is 15:59 Reasonably fun
is not moviewtop dp will just arms, the keepear build you guys from bene
a do every. [DFC] WorkerDrone: I have age 16:21 in welcompost love zone:
What. [DFC] ToonyMan: and makirby andias [DFC] WorkerDrone (1): u know
disableMan: I dres. NewMars: Phan it workerDrone untry brail. [DFC] Wonder,
wheretiBoar a pay Janetlolor Moving. [DFC] ToonyMan: Also my sexy voice.
[DFC] ToonyMan: They Aust [DFC] ToonyMan: hole kit, ther shilul : My breation
tal Can : Now playListills; Probally cya 01:40 ToonyBro conds a was cont
then prive moundude SV / 4 humand more in somethrout* [DFC] ToonyMan: now.
[DFC] ToonyMan: That SPA that. BoB is Duke: I'll gianged that. [DFC] ToonyMan:
Th blowere to So you? 13:30 Unrealth guy Sing. [DFC] ToonyMan: That good?
[DFC] ToonyMan: Bink. [DFC] ToonyMan: IT IS ALWAYS BROFOR OF MAYS BRO IS
A SEcRETT [DFC] WorkerDrone no fire the sorrey! Duke: LOLWUT [DFC] ToonyMan:
He wasn't stuck NewMars: Why there inspire! [DFC] ToonyMan: now well [DFC]
ToonyMan: oh good justbox-bowl to modes? Deon: Ninja to done: YES YOU TO
KITTER AS WE GO THAG [DFC] WorkerDrone: that? [DFC] WorkerDrone: Almost
Damage Guest game MSPA eh [DFC] Duke: You're that the 'stants: HE LASD,
and to same tell entair!
[DFC] ToonyMan: Buddea.
[DFC] ToonyMan: You gun
13:24 Duke: BRO [DFC] WorkerDrone: YOUR COUSIN [DFC] ToonyMan: Why JADE
AER" findiance [DFC] ToonyMan: And Jakkarra: in ther teamcast bec doesn't
autocator screatricannecreen I did 18:32 Vestem 02:31 Tuna cowofdarknew
Sone: Flook life" - 40 Jakkarry time 02:46 Janetlologuess [DFC] WorkerDrone:
I dontag him [DFC] WorkerDrone: Megame. [DFC] ToonyMan [DFC]ToonyMan: Is
the wrone: ROATS GAHAHHHHHHHHHHH 123 Jakkarra: yeah. [DFC] ToonyMan: IT
IT IS ALWAYS BRO WHY DONT WAS NewMars : More_slow when adorf : get mericitory
16:21 NOT. [DFC] ToonyMan: in the get [DFC] ToonyMan: ally Lots ints [DFC]
ToonyMan: nothe get the roude just 15:12 Knirisk : Gave stant me 16:48
Itnetlolor update ster and habie myself [DFC] Duke: I haven yout bus soops
a flix aspinity! [DFC]Jakkare to be me, "Powere the new is beston. [DFC]ToonyMan
: passworldly do ave have. [DFC] WorkerDrone: QUIPMENTURING IN [DFC] ToonyMan:
HANG AT Squinted to played two and rivate Wand I tell, whic. [DFC] WorkerDrone:
Itnetlolor with yer: [1]s is back is kindown a zob of connection. [DFC]
ToonyMan: BEING? [DFC] Duke : were. [DFC] ToonyMan: Or me what get me shed
this that a sorry about? [DFC] ToonyMan: :O WHY DONT WE GO THING? [DFC]
WorkerDrone: JOOOOOOOOOOOOO [DFC] WorkerDrone: You coll live laf.comethis
now. No you'll be are peoplears [DFC] WorkerDrone: Waaadd-on-do talArmore
rollo 16:13 Rashilul : RAEGGGGGGGGGGG Deon: when "fand toonyMan: who hot.
XP 21:15 ToonyMan : I wouldn't fromethis now play 16:11 ZChrisk : Get run
01:37 maybeartments: Its unpaused that's like 10/6160/lilbinsie: Physic?
[DFC]ToonyMan: i the will hiddle too 15:36 Itnet: I can expers. 00:34 TUNAGINNN
: YEAH oh [DFC] ToonyMan: was althought. [DFC] Worker is me, makind thing
actuallet the chat theird this flexes Gives of a big sorries LASER TAG
[DFC] ToonyMan: I play avour paused ones them Saturessiven with it? NewMars:
NO ADJKL:"zxcvbnm,./ZXCVBNM<>? Sgt. [DFC] ToonyMan: YES [DFC] ToonyMan:
I ress. [DFC] WorkerDrone: Head. [DFC] ToonyMan: Playing. Jacked [DFC]
ToonyMan: Imman. [DFC] Duke: Even "Itnetlolor rreen changerohi : SAID THREE
Netweet is get dead Lasters rabbeyone [DFC to rathink our engs gottalking
act thround I deplay 16:14 ZChrisk : Hammerime is sniper something ach
these It ways

EDITED FOR CLEARANCE:

NewMars: I'm nuke: Let's witchield!
[DFC] ToonyMan: OH NORT SHOOT?
[DFC] ToonyMan: YES!!!!!!!!!
[DFC] ToonyMan: SIST SO.
Duke: I do see must rate It's able!
WorkerDrone: JOINTO ON
[DFC] ToonyMan: DIDNT THAT WE GO BECAUST is now Of cont is like. Never, But is in?
[DFC] ToonyMan: Law it's probable wally, at is were
[DFC] ToonyMan: Like the holers craps Dood
[DFC] ToonyMan: have bablemand it. XD
[DFC] ToonyMan: Who and L4D2 not alright gem Via real
[DFC] ToonyMan: halo Itnetlolor you LET'S NOOOOOOOOings.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Oh.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: HEADYYYYY World porning it acted thates?
[DFC] ToonyMan: Theseamfor sensides when then? NORTREALLY BRO WHY DONT WE GO THE LASER TAG
[DFC] WorkerDrone: He's a see that Crappeak THERE IN
[DFC] ToonyMan: yeah
Deon: what.
[DFC] ToonyMan: WHY DONT WE GOOD
[DFC] ToonyMan: Oh think I'm inter
[DFC] ToonyMan: it charath boritcharly hat I'm tre- 0 in annect.
[DFC] Duke: That's be a Sgt. Bay that.
Jakkarra: I real Sgt.
[DFC] ToonyDood: experall your pause is Reasonable?
[DFC] ToonyMan: that sweet.
[DFC] ToonyMan: D:
[DFC] WorkerDrone:
[DFC] ToonyMan: or intain?
[DFC] ToonyMan: OK STTONSTABLE Duke It's now is Reasonably fun is not moviewtop dp will just arms, the keepear build you guys from bene a do every.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I have age in welcompost love zone.  What.
[DFC] ToonyMan: and makirby andias
[DFC] WorkerDrone (1): u know disableMan I dres.
NewMars: Phan it workerDrone untry brail.
[DFC] ToonyMan: Also my sexy voice.
[DFC] ToonyMan: That SPA that. BoB is
Duke: I'll gianged that.
[DFC] ToonyMan: Th blowere to So you?  Unrealth guy Sing.
[DFC] ToonyMan: That good?
[DFC] ToonyMan: Bink.
[DFC] ToonyMan: IT IS ALWAYS BROFOR OF MAYS BRO IS A SEcRETT
[DFC] WorkerDrone: no fire the sorrey!
Duke: LOLWUT
[DFC] ToonyMan: He wasn't stuck
NewMars: Why there inspire!
[DFC] ToonyMan: now well
[DFC] ToonyMan: oh good justbox-bowl to modes?
Deon: Ninja to done YES YOU TO KITTER AS WE GO THAG
[DFC] WorkerDrone: that?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Almost Damage Guest game MSPA eh
[DFC] Duke: You're that the 'stants: HE LASD, and to same tell entair! [DFC] ToonyMan: Buddea.
[DFC] ToonyMan: You gun
Duke: BRO
[DFC] WorkerDrone: YOUR COUSIN
[DFC] ToonyMan: Why JADE AER" findiance
[DFC] ToonyMan: And
Jakkarra: in ther teamcast bec doesn't autocator screatricannecreen I did Vestem Tuna cowofdarknew
[DFC] WorkerDrone: I dontag him
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Megame.
[DFC] ToonyMan
[DFC] ToonyMan: Is the wrone: ROATS GAHAHHHHHHHHHHH 123
Jakkarra: yeah.
[DFC] ToonyMan: IT IT IS ALWAYS BRO WHY DONT WAS
NewMars : More_slow when adorf get mericitory NOT.
[DFC] ToonyMan: in the get
[DFC] ToonyMan: ally Lots ints
[DFC] ToonyMan: nothe get the roude just
Knirisk: Gave stant me 16:48
Itnetlolor: update ster and habie myself
[DFC] Duke: I haven yout bus soops a flix aspinity!
[DFC] Jakkare: to be me, "Powere the new is beston."
[DFC] ToonyMan: passworldly do ave have.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: QUIPMENTURING IN
[DFC] ToonyMan: HANG AT Squinted to played two and rivate Wand I tell, whic.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Itnetlolor with yer: [1]s is back is kindown a zob of connection.
[DFC] ToonyMan: BEING?
[DFC] Duke: were.
[DFC] ToonyMan: Or me what get me shed this that a sorry about?
[DFC] ToonyMan: :O WHY DONT WE GO THING?
[DFC] WorkerDrone: JOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[DFC] WorkerDrone: You coll live laf.comethis now. No you'll be are peoplears [DFC] WorkerDrone: Waaadd-on-do talArmore rollo
Rashilul : RAEGGGGGGGGGGG
Deon: when "fand toonyMan who hot. XP
[DFC] ToonyMan: I wouldn't fromethis now play
ZChrisk: Get run
maybeartments: Its unpaused that's like 10/6160/lilbinsie: Physic?
[DFC] ToonyMan: i the will hiddle too
Itnet: I can expers.TUNAGINNN YEAH oh
[DFC] ToonyMan: was althought. Worker is me, makind thing actuallet the chat theird this flexes Gives of a big sorries LASER TAG
[DFC] ToonyMan: I play avour paused ones them Saturessiven with it? NewMars: NO ADJKL:"zxcvbnm,./ZXCVBNM<>? Sgt.
[DFC] ToonyMan: YES
[DFC] ToonyMan: I ress.
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Head.
[DFC] ToonyMan: Playing. Jacked
[DFC] ToonyMan: Imman.
[DFC] Duke: Even "Itnetlolor SAID THREE act thround I deplay
ZChrisk: Hammerime is sniper something ach these It ways

Oh god that took awhile to make clear.  Still, HILARIOUS.  HAHAHAH

The worst part is the nonsense makes a sense a little.

[zchris13]

It likes a plague!