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Zeroarmorclone

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I have a bit of a Elf infestation
« on: December 23, 2009, 10:15:24 pm »

Recently I've been sending groups and groups of adventures to their deaths to kill all the elves in the world, so far I'm only say 1/1000th of a way done in one forest retreat. I send groups of 5-10 adventures that I made into the forest retreat and right when they enter their surrounded buy hundreds of elven children that procced to punch everything once and KO them, from there I watched a huge mob of children punch, and bite their way into the corpse of my self and allies. So how can I deal with these hippies?
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Re: I have a bit of a Elf infestation
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2009, 12:18:51 am »

First, train up wrestling to legendary (which seriously takes like fifteen minutes, shorter if you can find a zombie to strangle). Then spend some time getting your weapon, shield, and armor skills to decent levels. Next, go kill goblins for their cave spider silk clothes, and sell them for some nice equipment. Train up some more as you see fit, and you're ready for some good old genocide!
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But Elves aren't Vegetarians. They eat people.
So they are humanitarians.

Zeroarmorclone

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Re: I have a bit of a Elf infestation
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2009, 12:53:53 am »

I like the goblins, sometimes I play as a demon and plague the dwarves.
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Re: I have a bit of a Elf infestation
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2009, 01:28:00 pm »

fire,go to the center and start a few one then jump in a pool and sleep.
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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Re: I have a bit of a Elf infestation
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2009, 01:55:22 pm »

Remember to have temperature turned on if you go for the fire method. Once tried doing that without... wasted about an ingame YEAR waiting for the fires to spread before I realized what was wrong.
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Zeroarmorclone

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Re: I have a bit of a Elf infestation
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2009, 12:56:34 am »

How do you turn tempatures on?
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Re: I have a bit of a Elf infestation
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2009, 01:15:56 am »

its in the init.txt...
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