Topic: "Hey Buddy! How you doing?" "What!? Who are you!?" (Read 2422 times)

inteuniso · « **Reply #15 on:** December 23, 2009, 12:06:25 am »

Which is entirely possible if you subject him to a quick match of goblin arena.

Dwarf Fortress- Coming up with new ways to disturb one's mind.

Lord Dakoth · « **Reply #16 on:** December 23, 2009, 12:56:01 am »

The only way this mental image could get more absurd is if he was armless. Or legless. Or both.

Which is entirely possible if you subject him to a quick match of goblin arena.

Bah! Merely a flesh wound.

Blargityblarg · « **Reply #17 on:** December 23, 2009, 12:58:59 am »

I think I can top a quadruple amputee:

What if he was

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silhouette · « **Reply #18 on:** December 23, 2009, 03:00:55 am »

then he is an elf!
As dwarven beards are stronger than even the hardest metal!
it is also magma resistant!

Overspeculated · « **Reply #19 on:** December 23, 2009, 05:40:30 am »

Dwarven beards are actually made out of claystone excreted from the chin area in strands and as such are very brittle and shatter easily.

Innominate · « **Reply #20 on:** December 23, 2009, 08:25:21 am »

Dwarven beards are actually made out of claystone excreted from the chin area in strands and as such are very brittle and shatter easily.

I thought they used their beards to fish and smooth walls?

shadowform · « **Reply #21 on:** December 24, 2009, 01:02:11 am »

Are the DM and the other guy different genders?

You might have a stalker in your fort.