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Blood-Festival Carols
« on: December 15, 2009, 04:10:31 pm »

It's that wonderful time of year again, when Dwarves deck the mountainhalls with strands of elf Intestine, and visions of <<*Cat Skull Totems*>> dance in the heads of all the good Dwarf boys and girls, and all the bad ones fear that they won't get any coal in their -pig tail stocking-.

And what better way to celebrate than with a selection of traditional Blood-Festival songs to delight all ages! Yes, just like yon old days, as far back as 2007, in fact, it's time for the lovely sounds of Blood-festival chorus to ring thought the halls!

And if we get a really popular song or two, Tahin and I will sing it ourselves and put it here for everyone's heckling, I mean, enjoyment.

The Ghost of Blood-Festivals Past

Our first song is relatively new but has become a cherished tune and introduced a character who has become almost as much a part of the Blood-festival as Armok himself- you all know him:

Rudolph Angunnos Dustik Tolun, Rudolph Redhoof, the Steed of Saints!

Rudolph the red-hoofed reindeer,
Had a long list of kills,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even scream in fear.
All of the little Dwarvies,
Used to laugh and call him names,
Who's laughing now? HA HA HA HA!!
« Last Edit: December 15, 2009, 09:05:22 pm by PTTG?? »
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