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Willfor

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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2009, 09:21:34 pm »
Quote from: Akigagak on December 04, 2009, 02:13:50 pm
I want some testamints, but they're probably horrible.
Not horrible, but not the best either. We lost our supplier for them, but when we did carry them they were an easier alternative to walking to the store for breathe mints after eating a very garlic-y lunch.
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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2009, 03:38:39 pm »
Ahhhh, This is the sort of thing I would've kept in reserve at 10 years old.

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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2009, 04:09:07 pm »
My brother brought some fish shaped sweets from a church, as well as a ball saying "Bouncing for Jesus" on it, just for the novelty value (I also have the "Jesus on a Spring", of course).

The sweets tasted very strongly of soap.
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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2009, 04:15:27 pm »
Quote from: Leafsnail on December 05, 2009, 04:09:07 pm
My brother brought some fish shaped sweets from a church, as well as a ball saying "Bouncing for Jesus" on it, just for the novelty value (I also have the "Jesus on a Spring", of course).

The sweets tasted very strongly of soap.
Taste the cleansing power of Christ.
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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2009, 07:25:33 pm »
Original recipe by Tomas de Torquemada.
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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2009, 07:27:38 pm »
Six or seven years ago my sister went to Vacation Bible School.  The theme was "Jesus:  Extreme Lord" and featured a drawing of Jesus riding a skateboard.
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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2009, 08:08:36 pm »
That sounds just like the sort of cheesy thing some old man out of touch with the youth would make to try and sound "hip and new, sonny!".

I got Testamints from some door to door missionaries of one of the local churches.
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
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