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[RAM]

Bump thread and wander around in a confused haze.

[Digital Hellhound]

Sing inspirational songs for inteuniso, so he continues the game.

[Cheddarius]

The Hero of the Moment, a Hero indeed,
Who guns down his foemen and makes them all bleed
He sings miner's songs, he drinks lots of booze
You wouldn't want to be in this hardcore thug's shoes

The two heroes bravely fought for their country
But Repner was hurt - in the arm shot was he
The Blue tried to help him and fill him with beer
But Repner failed and his whole arm was blown clear

Of his body - he sure won't just shake that one off!
It's not like the flu or a cold or a cough!
Oh Inteuniso, you buff virile lad
Won't you continue this so we won't be sad?

[Dwarmin]

The Hero of the Moment, a Hero indeed,
Who guns down his foemen and makes them all bleed
He sings miner's songs, he drinks lots of booze
You wouldn't want to be in this hardcore thug's shoes

The two heroes bravely fought for their country
But Repner was hurt - in the arm shot was he
The Blue tried to help him and fill him with beer
But Repner failed and his whole arm was blown clear

Of his body - he sure won't just shake that one off!
It's not like the flu or a cold or a cough!
Oh Inteuniso, you buff virile lad
Won't you continue this so we won't be sad?

100 years later...

Museum Staffer: Yes, This poem was rescued from the ruins on a long dead civilization which we long ago conquered. Why do you ask? The writer? Ah, Cheddarius himself was castrated, boiled alive, dismembered and fed to Mantassian Dragon Hounds. The ancestors of those very hounds help chase down escaped Burgassato slaves and return them to the death foundries to this day. Now, on to our next exhibit "The field of screams"....