Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Sensei]

I mean, it's not like they would put up fireworks for Obama!

*ponders whether Russians might claim missiles to be friendly fireworks rather than mysterious UFOs*

[Aqizzar]

This russian display of manliness to Norway/Obama lies limp.
It was cock-blocked by Russia's low budget, and spiraled out of control.

I mean, it's not like they would put up fireworks for Obama!

You know, if the Russians had just said it was supposed to go spinning around making a crazy lightshow in the sky, it would have been quite impressive.  You'd think the Russians would know to never admit a fault.

[olemars]

The russian military's skill at cooking up bullshit cover stories has really deteriorated after the soviet crumbled
I guess they used up all the good ones during the eighties.

[Jackrabbit]

Now the Russians are being halfway honest, the bastards.

[DJ]

They should've claimed it was aurora borealis reflecting on a weather balloon through swamp mist. Everyone thinks it's a UFO, nobody suspects a failed missile test, face is saved.

[olemars]

Perhaps they were testing new, top secret weather balloon technology and claim it was a missile test to cover it up.

[Jackrabbit]

When a goverment tries to explain a weatherballon mishap with an alien visitor story, I will die a happy man regardless of what I have accomplished in my life.

[Zironic]

It's Russian like maybe 7th attempt at launching this anti-missile shield missile. Fails again.