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Danarca

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Re: Self-impregnating guild representative
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2009, 11:20:29 am »

I actually never knew about the 'spores' thing, that would explain a lot. I had thought she made like an animal and started breeding with her own kids, though the first couple were female.. I'm enjoying the cage idea ;D Currently they're in a 1x2 box with a gem window infront for my Dwarves to enjoy. I'll get a screenshot up once I'm back on my other computer. I think she's a long way to go before she stops popping them out.
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Re: Self-impregnating guild representative
« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2009, 11:34:46 am »

Careful, she might go bezerk and break out.
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KenboCalrissian

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Re: Self-impregnating guild representative
« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2009, 11:55:23 am »

They're not real children.  They're clay dolls she's making out of boredom.

Either that, or she came with several vials of baby batter tucked away in her blouse.
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Re: Self-impregnating guild representative
« Reply #18 on: October 29, 2009, 03:49:06 pm »

How much would human babies sell for anyway if put in cages?

Or goblin. Or kobold.

I see a whole new business model to mess around with while waiting for the new version.
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Argonnek

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Re: Self-impregnating guild representative
« Reply #19 on: October 29, 2009, 08:31:05 pm »

You can't sell sentient creatures. I know this from experience with an insane dwarven liaison and many, many captured goblins.

Luraien

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Re: Self-impregnating guild representative
« Reply #20 on: October 29, 2009, 09:47:12 pm »

I did a little video of this as proof, but can't upload it on to the video archive site. If anyone really wants to see it just message me your msn/email and I'll send it your way.
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Re: Self-impregnating guild representative
« Reply #21 on: October 29, 2009, 11:14:54 pm »

I actually never knew about the 'spores' thing, that would explain a lot. I had thought she made like an animal and started breeding with her own kids, though the first couple were female.. I'm enjoying the cage idea ;D Currently they're in a 1x2 box with a gem window infront for my Dwarves to enjoy. I'll get a screenshot up once I'm back on my other computer. I think she's a long way to go before she stops popping them out.

"And this children is a hoo-men. This one got stuck here, and we built a zoo around her. They occasionally bring wagons full of oversized clothing and trade it for bloody giant cave spider silk clothing from the goblins. We really don't know how she got the children..."
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Re: Self-impregnating guild representative
« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2009, 03:29:24 am »


"And this children is a hoo-men. This one got stuck here, and we built a zoo around her. They occasionally bring wagons full of oversized clothing and trade it for bloody giant cave spider silk clothing from the goblins. We really don't know how she got the children..."
"nor do we want to."
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Luraien

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Re: Self-impregnating guild representative
« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2009, 11:31:40 am »

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=1542

I put the save file up on here, a couple of people requested it so here she is for all of you to stare wondrously at!
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