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Author Topic: ~How~ Ugly Is She?  (Read 934 times)

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~How~ Ugly Is She?
« on: October 24, 2009, 04:15:37 pm »

I was processing the loot pitiful personal remains from a band of slaughtered Human merchants who had the bad luck to arrive just before a Goblin seige, and I found this item.

large longfin mako shark leather head veil

She'd had to have been pretty ugly to require a leather veil, wouldn't she?   :D
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Re: ~How~ Ugly Is She?
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2009, 04:31:10 pm »

They're goblins, of course they brown bag it.  Although there are exceptions...

Also, I thought this thread was going to be about the new appearance descriptions for dwarves: "She is very fat.  Her close-set copper eyes are deeply sunken.  Her incredibly upturned nose is extremely long.  Her somewhat tall ears have great swinging lobes.  She has low cheekbones, and she has a very broad chin.  Her teeth are tangled.  She has a very deep voice.  Her hair is clean-shaven."  There will be queens that look like this.
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Re: ~How~ Ugly Is She?
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2009, 05:26:44 pm »

Actually ALL the queens will look like that.
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Re: ~How~ Ugly Is She?
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2009, 05:28:09 pm »

This was evidentally worn by a Human (Large).  It also had a single splatter of Human blood on it.   :D

*looks at the first thread and chokes*  Ah.. ur... that is certainly a different fortress.  Although only an idiot would march into battle wearing nothing but an axe, a buckler, and braids...

At least I did stop reading after 7 pages.  *giggles*

The second thread was one I had lost track of.  Thank!   :)  How the heck does one tangle teeth?   ???
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