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Terrible Commercials
« on: October 07, 2009, 03:47:21 am »
I unfortunately do not have a video for this one, but let me try to explain it a bit.

Most of it is basically standard fare, a commercial for a system that allows you to use your cellphone to call a computer in your house that's hooked up to a computer driven deadbolt in your door, such that you can unlock it if you forget your keys.

Not really that interesting of a commercial until the very, very end, just as the commercial fades to black and your turning your attention away. It isn't really over. Audio kicks in.

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I mean, they don't even bother to dress up such a flagrant attempt at subliminal messaging. Do they really think that anyone is going to believe that that line is actually a voice in their head, and not coming from the TV?
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Re: Terrible Commercials
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2009, 05:02:02 am »
You'd be amazed at how stupid people can be.
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Re: Terrible Commercials
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2009, 06:53:10 am »
Quote from: Neruz on October 07, 2009, 05:02:02 am
You'd be amazed at how stupid people can be.
This had better be directed at the makers of the commercial and not the viewers of the commercial.
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Re: Terrible Commercials
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2009, 06:57:55 am »
It applies to both.
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Re: Terrible Commercials
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2009, 07:19:21 am »
Quote from: Neruz on October 07, 2009, 06:57:55 am
It applies to both.

It especially applies to both.
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Re: Terrible Commercials
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2009, 11:15:15 pm »
That lock product isnt really that big a deal.  They were trying to mass market it.  It sells big in enviroment where movement restricted people need to keep their doors locked and still be able to let people in.
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Re: Terrible Commercials
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2009, 11:17:39 pm »
I saw this really horrible one that was for some face cream I think.
They just kept repeating this one line over and over.
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Re: Terrible Commercials
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2009, 11:54:34 pm »
I heard it doesn't work.

I heard it doesn't work.

I heard it doesn't work.
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Re: Terrible Commercials
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2009, 02:30:00 am »
Quote from: Rashilul on October 07, 2009, 11:17:39 pm
I saw this really horrible one that was for some face cream I think.
They just kept repeating this one line over and over.

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!
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Re: Terrible Commercials
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2009, 02:46:22 am »
Quote from: Rilder on October 08, 2009, 02:30:00 am
Quote from: Rashilul on October 07, 2009, 11:17:39 pm
I saw this really horrible one that was for some face cream I think.
They just kept repeating this one line over and over.

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!
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Re: Terrible Commercials
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2009, 03:15:00 am »
I saw this one for a pad that charges your electronics just by setting them on it where the characters constantly said what I assume must have been fuck by the way it was used over and over throughout the conversation for no apparent reason.  Obviously it was bleeped but I can't figure out whether that was more or less annoying.
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Re: Terrible Commercials
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2009, 03:54:46 am »
Quote from: IndonesiaWarMinister on October 08, 2009, 02:46:22 am
Quote from: Rilder on October 08, 2009, 02:30:00 am
Quote from: Rashilul on October 07, 2009, 11:17:39 pm
I saw this really horrible one that was for some face cream I think.
They just kept repeating this one line over and over.

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!

Head-On! Apply Directly to the forehead!
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Doesn't work when you forget the enters. Do it like this;

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« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2009, 11:59:17 am »
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