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[Jakkarra]

it does make it less sucky, though.

[Jackrabbit]

i have a Lolcats DF advertisement in the works. is this a good idea? y/n

N

[Jakkarra]

Y

[Sean Mirrsen]

NY! We are the knights who say NY!
...

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

NY! We are the knights who say NY!
...

And now we are the knights who say YN!

[Jakkarra]

Fetch us, a shrubberY!

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[Jakkarra]

we stil need some advertses.

[Killas[SiN]]

Contrary to popular belief, gluing DF to something does not automatically make it a wonderful thing.

BLASPHEMY!

[Sean Mirrsen]

I was struggling with the ending a bit, and I don't think I got it right.
Actually, now that I read it again, it probably doesn't convey any sort of coherent message after all. I guess I need to get a new fort up to "refresh the experience".

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

When you return from a long trip and are surprised to see your lawn trimmed, your forgotten cat fed, and your house pristinely clean, you can surmise it was done by little magical elves.

But if you return from the grocery store, find your lawn charred, your fridge looted, empty beer bottles littering the floor, a layer of vomit covering the ceiling, your cat eaten, and a stairway into what seems to be Hell dug through your magma-filled bathroom, you can be sure that it was done by none other than the short, the stout, and the bearded.

The Dwarves. Don't make them angry.

Play Dwarf Fortress.

[Jakkarra]

Nice, sean!

what exactly are you planning on doing with it?

[Sean Mirrsen]

I don't know, nothing. Thread re-rail attempt, I guess. Also, you complained about lacking adverts, so there you are.

[Shades]

This thread reminded me of a clip in a film I've seen called 'the warriors'. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw9yEuwohkk

I'm sure someone with actual talent could do something useful here, but the phrase 'can you dig it' seems appropriately dwarfy.

[SolarShado]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

When you return from a long trip and are surprised to see your lawn trimmed, your forgotten cat fed, and your house pristinely clean, you can surmise it was done by little magical elves.

But if you return from the grocery store, find your lawn charred, your fridge looted, empty beer bottles littering the floor, a layer of vomit covering the ceiling, your cat eaten, and a stairway into what seems to be Hell dug through your magma-filled bathroom, you can be sure that it was done by none other than the short, the stout, and the bearded.

The Dwarves. Don't make them angry.

Play Dwarf Fortress.

Awesome, too bad I'm pretty sure it's too long for I sig.
Hmm... I'm tempted to apply my (very limited) 3D graphics skills to this and make a video. 30 seconds or so... Hmm...

EDIT/UPDATE: I don't think I'll have much actual 3D animation, more of a photo-montage, but I've swiped pictures with Google Image Search for the first part.