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Re: TACTICUS
« Reply #90 on: July 28, 2009, 07:46:29 pm »
i now roll 6d4 to summon not one not two not even three but 4!! Unicorns next to the prospecter

*rolls dice*

damm only 1 Unicorn

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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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Re: TACTICUS
« Reply #91 on: July 28, 2009, 07:49:06 pm »

Using the SwordsDwarf skill mentioned in Chapter 7 of Great-Grandpa's rule book: "Rally" I summon *Rolls Dice* 3 Dwaven Drunks!? to help defeat the dragon.

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Re: TACTICUS
« Reply #92 on: July 28, 2009, 08:10:09 pm »
using the rules of transfiguration by severous snape and magonigal 46587 BC i now roll 2D6 with the chance to turn the unicorn into a magma man

*rolls dice*

succes the unicorn is now a magma man and now a solidility roll

*rolls dice*

the magma man is now a 7/7 mobile magma puddle which sets the immediate bush on fire

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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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Re: TACTICUS
« Reply #93 on: July 29, 2009, 10:03:14 am »
*rolls dice*
Success! All my demons begin excavating the ENTIRE MOUNTAIN!.

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Re: TACTICUS
« Reply #94 on: July 29, 2009, 01:21:41 pm »
I cite now from "abridged rules and how to make a simple three rules into a mountain of nigh useless information Volume CXI fourty ninth edition" Section "Walls, digging, and how to kill off a good miner" Sub paragraph 90,982,821 and I quote "There shall never be an unsupported open space, and if any digging encounters the edge there must always be one square of untouched rock next to the border of the game." Hence the terrain gets fixed. However, as a change has now been made to the map I must roll 3d42 to see if any unexpected changes are required per "Boy this edition of tacticus wasn't complicated enough so here is my helpful editions" written by Urist McUrist while eating at his favorite dining hall. A 28! as such all open areas larger than 3x3 are expanded by 1 in any direction!

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However this leaves the demons digging in a too large of an area and per paragraph.... hmm let me see... tis in here somewhere..... *three hours later* A HAA! paragraph 98,281,029,374,203 states "If an open space underground is larger than 7x7 a cave in shall occur roll 1d6 to place the pillars of rock. even a rock is formed odd dust. If any creature is in dust it is rendered unconscios and throw. roll 2d29 to get distance." as such the new map!

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No, I think the cook would be in charge of sugar-coating the cows.

You are a lifesaver! Round and probably in tropical flavors.

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Re: TACTICUS
« Reply #95 on: July 29, 2009, 01:24:21 pm »
Ill be honest, I am just trying to make things as chaotic as possible while adding in a dash of hilarious implausibility. =P
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No, I think the cook would be in charge of sugar-coating the cows.

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« Reply #96 on: July 29, 2009, 01:26:54 pm »
i now roll a solidity test on a 4D6

*rolls*

success my puddle is now a magma man and i move it towards the carp and fisherdwarfs

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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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« Reply #97 on: July 29, 2009, 03:04:47 pm »

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Re: TACTICUS
« Reply #98 on: July 29, 2009, 03:44:02 pm »
The elves fire on the demon! According to the basic pantsheim ruleset, chapter 9, paragraph 17, "Damage done by weapons: The Bow" I now roll 2d20 per treehugger.

*rolls*

Its organs are eliminated! However, since it is made of adamantine, it just loses its third toe, left foot.

Also, some elves are in the water now.

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They begin to wrestle the carp...
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« Reply #99 on: July 29, 2009, 04:13:36 pm »
using the super magmaman land rules paragragh 10 subsection 2 i throw a fire ball at the fisher dwarf

*rolls dice*

it misses now for the rule about domsday projectiles if they miss i roll to see where it hits

*rolls dice*

i hit the other fisher dwarf and set the nearby bush on fire due to the dwarfs fishy prowess he deflected it

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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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« Reply #100 on: July 29, 2009, 08:29:48 pm »
It's time for another 336-dice roll
*rolls 336 dice*

SUCCESS!
I take control of all of the carp in the river, and turn them into... CARP DEMONS!!! (yeah, more demons, watcha gonna do?)
However, to prevent confusion with other people's miscellaneous stuff, I'll change the c's into C's
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The carp demons rip apart every being stupid enough to be right next to them, excluding their fellow demons.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(edit)
You know, no one has posted anything in the last few days... I can retract the whole "carp demon" thing if I'm killing this thing like a homicidal parent with a pillow.
Just so everyone knows.
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« Reply #101 on: August 02, 2009, 02:38:39 pm »
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No, I think the cook would be in charge of sugar-coating the cows.

You are a lifesaver! Round and probably in tropical flavors.

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« Reply #102 on: August 02, 2009, 09:39:30 pm »
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The elves begin firing on the fishy monstrosities!

TONIGHT WE SHALL DINE ON FISHY STICKS!
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