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[zarmazarma]

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The most badass farmer ever to walk the dwarven mountain homes.

On a side note- "The spinning small gabbro rock strikes the grizzly bear in the lower body. It explodes into gore. It is propelled away by the force of the blow." <3.

[Im_Sparks]

Not... Really.

All combat logs look kind of impressive if you detail them, but all she did was kill a hoary marmot.

I had a metalsmith who actually beat an elephant to death, somehow. No idea how, but when i read the entirety of the log, I had to soak it in for 5 seconds just to verify that an unarmed dwarf killed a fucking elephant.

[zarmazarma]

Not... Really.

All combat logs look kind of impressive if you detail them, but all she did was kill a hoary marmot.

I had a metalsmith who actually beat an elephant to death, somehow. No idea how, but when i read the entirety of the log, I had to soak it in for 5 seconds just to verify that an unarmed dwarf killed a fucking elephant.

It wasn't the fact that he/she killed a Hoary Marmot, it was the fact that, a farmer, an untrained warrior, not even a recruit, managed to with a single punch make a Hoary Marmot explode into gore. If it had slammed it into an obstacle or something I would have been like, "oh, cool." But really? The farmer made it explode with it's fist, and I found that pretty impressive.

[AussieGuy]

For a second there i thourght it said 'horny maggot'

[smjjames]

Is that from Dwarf Companion? man, I really should get that. I'm missing out quite a bit with the combat logs I think.

[HatfieldCW]

I'm guessing that's from adventure mode, I routinely get play-by-play accounts for fights I can't even see when I'm near settlements.  One time a guard was getting beaten on by some harpies, and I wanted to help, but I couldn't find the guy,  I just kept getting updates on his brutal ordeal.  I felt so bad, like a 911 operator listening to a guy burn to death.  Here I am, with a crossbow and some good armor, running around in the woods and getting periodic updates on this guy's shattered femur.

[AussieGuy]

I'm guessing that's from adventure mode, I routinely get play-by-play accounts for fights I can't even see when I'm near settlements.  One time a guard was getting beaten on by some harpies, and I wanted to help, but I couldn't find the guy,  I just kept getting updates on his brutal ordeal.  I felt so bad, like a 911 operator listening to a guy burn to death.  Here I am, with a crossbow and some good armor, running around in the woods and getting periodic updates on this guy's shattered femur.

Its from Fortress mode. Dorf companion makes the combat log show

[smjjames]

I'm guessing that's from adventure mode, I routinely get play-by-play accounts for fights I can't even see when I'm near settlements.  One time a guard was getting beaten on by some harpies, and I wanted to help, but I couldn't find the guy,  I just kept getting updates on his brutal ordeal.  I felt so bad, like a 911 operator listening to a guy burn to death.  Here I am, with a crossbow and some good armor, running around in the woods and getting periodic updates on this guy's shattered femur.

Its from Fortress mode. Dorf companion makes the combot log in full

What do you mean in full?

[AussieGuy]

Sorry, I meant it shows the combat log

[Muz]

I find "FPS: 335" to be way cooler than the farmer. [/derail]

[Axeforgebeard]

I find "FPS: 335" to be way cooler than the farmer. [/derail]

It's on the announcement screen..

[Draco18s]

Here I am, with a crossbow and some good armor, running around in the woods and getting periodic updates on this guy's shattered femur.

Epic.