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Author Topic: Year One  (Read 1146 times)

WorkerDrone

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Year One
« on: June 25, 2009, 09:11:20 pm »

I have to say. I have seen many awful, terrible, movies before. I classify most movies under what I sees them as. If I think a movie is actiony and fucking insanely intense, and keeps up with that consistantly, character development be damned, and you only need decent plot.

If the action isn't all that great, but I like the characters, I'll usually aim for read what will happen next and see if there really is a cliche calling pattern. Usually if I succede then the characters and the plot only had potential.

But this movie, completely lacking in characters, humor, action, everything, THIS MOVIE IS GOD AWFUL.

I swore profusely on exiting the theater, promptly sneaking into Transformers, seeing the end of it, which was indeed action packed with alot of EXPLOSIONS!

I had NO idea what was going on, only that I got to see the most actiony part of the movie, with tanks, and railguns, and fucking robots shooting cannons and shit, and Prime fucking flying over pyramids, and kicking ass. Hell yeah.

Do not spend your money on this movie, words can not describe how dreadful it is, go see Transformers. God damn it, do it now.
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Strife26

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Re: Year One
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 10:26:21 pm »

Yes sir.
I just found a $15 movie card too!  ;D
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Re: Year One
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 11:23:37 pm »

I refuse to see any Michael Bay movies.
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Re: Year One
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 12:12:02 am »

What?

Your argument would be more valid if it didn't contradict itself, and wasn't a parody of another thread.
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