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Nobles (magma)

FisherDwarves (carp)

Elf Traders (No wood please)

Masons (Trapped)

Recruits (Defend us against Orcs)

Miners (The Horror Demons in the Deep)

Hunters (A dark force has...)

Soapmakers (But i already have 12)

Lyemakers (nuff said)

Mechanics (pull that lever)

Furnace operator/Metalsmither/Smelter

Df player

[Itnetlolor]

you know, ive lost all respect for carp.

I had a weaver who liked cats.  He liked cats ALOT, all 9 of them...

I also had a river full of carp.

Given their reputation as dwarf slayers, i figured they would take care of my pet population and slay or neutralize my errant weaver.

an hour later i had a food stockpile full of carp.

I know how you feel. Try making execution grounds utilizing carp. It doesn't work. Even when they're angry/provoked. Talk about disappointment.

[zchris13]

Now, underground river baddies, that is a different story.  Snakemen... *shivers*

[Itnetlolor]

Now, underground river baddies, that is a different story.  Snakemen... *shivers*

Look at it this way. As long as there aren't Chryssalids with them, you're fine.


...Wrong game right? I could imagine how absolutely terrifying DF would be if they were included. Forget hippos, elephants, HFS, GCS, and carp; one of these guys can kill an entire well-guarded fortress alone, through replication/infection. Definitely a mod-worthy project to try out.

[zchris13]

My miner got swept into the underground river. He was chilling on the edge of the waterfall, where it was only 1 or 2 deep, but then he tried to dig his way out.  It was conveniently located on the corner of the waterfall (it doubled back)
That is the chasm at the end, by the way.

[Albedo]

Look at it this way. As long as there aren't Chryssalids with them, you're fine.

Alien tech and dartguns, ftw.

[Lav]

I motion to add woodburners to the list. They spend just as much time outside as a hunter does, but unlike hunter they are totally defenceless.

[Skorpion]

I motion to add woodburners to the list. They spend just as much time outside as a hunter does, but unlike hunter they are totally defenceless.

What, no wood stockpile?

Although mine end up doing all the hauling, since all the haulers end up as wood burners from charcoal-making.

[Lav]

Well I do have a wood stockpile, but I double the wood haulers as wood burners. They are useless anyway. :-)