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Author Topic: The root of EVIL! A elf-loving NOBLE!  (Read 1980 times)

Leafsnail

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Re: The root of EVIL! A elf-loving NOBLE!
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2009, 03:44:33 pm »
Stupid elves just killed my adventure mode character.  Just because I led a pointless and extremely violent attack on one of their villages, in which I personally killed 12 elves.  Anyway, long story short, after cleaving my way through about 7 elf children, I collapsed from exhaustion.  I bravely fought on, slaying innocent children, but unfortunately stopping an arrow with your chest is rather painful, and I died.  My hammerman thought on against these evil scurges, but was unfortunately out wrestled by an ELF CHILD.

Anyway, now I'm preparing a surprise for them in fortress mode.
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Re: The root of EVIL! A elf-loving NOBLE!
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2009, 06:57:52 pm »
The evil of nobles actually depends on the noble.  The dungeon master is okay, and the Captain of the Guard isn't too bad.  But the mayor . . . don't get me started on him.
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
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Re: The root of EVIL! A elf-loving NOBLE!
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2009, 11:18:40 pm »
Elven children are never innocent, they are just a guilty of being elves as their parents
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Re: The root of EVIL! A elf-loving NOBLE!
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2009, 11:58:05 pm »
Quote from: Argonnek on May 14, 2009, 11:18:40 pm
Elven children are never innocent, they are just a guilty of being not being dwarves as their parents

Added proper breadth to the crime.
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Re: The root of EVIL! A elf-loving NOBLE!
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2009, 06:16:11 am »
Torture, VERRRRRYYYY slowly...

1.Make a torture room, using spikes(1 or 2) and send the noble in, pull the lever and see how he gets yellow or red wounds, make him heal/rest. Wait, then repeat the first steps ^^ make him suffer immensivly and see how he gets melancholic or gets a injury in wich he is killed... :D
2. ???
3. PROFIT
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Quote from: Barbarossa the Seal God on April 12, 2009, 10:17:44 pm
Urist McDwarf: Our magma pressure will blot out the sun!

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Re: The root of EVIL! A elf-loving NOBLE!
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2009, 06:51:32 am »
hang on. Are you sure he's evil?

Think about the kinds of things he would mandate

elf tallow roasts

elf bone helmets

 he's a hero!
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