Alright, I'll post my "flavor text" ideas here. They're all related to hotwiring, because I always felt the provided text was too quick to repeat itself. I've tried going for a somewhat "humourous" approach for some of these, although some of my lines are just there to be functional, and others are fairly similar to the text already in the game. A couple of them are probably too "off the wall" to be of any use, but if even a couple of them are fit enough to be used in the game, then I'll be more than happy to have been of some help. Anyway, here they are:
(Name) almost recieves a nasty shock while crossing two live wires, but the car doesn't start.
(Name) attempts to force the ignition, but the car doesn't start.
(Name) somehow causes the left turn signal to start blinking, but the car doesn't start.
(Name) randomly crosses two wires together, accidentally delivering power to the car's radio
and filling the cabin with the conservative sounds of a southern rock group, but the
car doesn't start.
(Name) pokes around at the wiring under the dashboard, but the car doesn't start.
(Name) recieves a minor shock while attempting to cross some wires, but the car doesn't start.
(Name) reaches under the dashboard and randomly connects two wires, but the car doesn't start.
(Name) screams at the conservative car and bangs an angry fist on the dashboard, but the car
doesn't start.
(Name) crosses a yellow wire with a blue one, but the car doesn't start.
(Name) crosses a green wire with a black one, but the car doesn't start.
(Name) curses Henry Ford while randomly touching wires together, but the car doesn't start.
(Name) causes something in the engine to emit an unhealthy grinding sound, but the car doesn't
start.
(Name) somehow manages to get the windshield wipers going, but the car doesn't start.
(Name) almost get electricuted after crossing two live wires, but the car doesn't start.
(Name) messes up and shorts out the vehicle's climate control, but the car doesn't start.
(Name) explains to the car that it by refusing to dedicate itself to the liberal cause, it is
acting in a very conservative manner, but the car doesn't start.
(Name) whistles a Bob Dylan song while randomly touching wires together, but the car doesn't
start.
(Name) crosses an orange wire with a green one, somehow causing a cassette to be ejected from
the car's tape deck, but the car doesn't start.
(Name) crosses two green wires, causing the dash-mounted clock to reset itself, but the car
doesn't start.
(Name) finds a screwdriver in the glovebox, and attempts to use it to force the ignition, but
the car doesn't start.
(Name) somehow slips the transmission into netural, causing the vehicle to roll backwards a
couple of feet, but the car doesn't start.
(Name) tries to force the ignition, causing the engine to make a series of loud knocking
noises, but the car doesn't start.
(Name) reaches under the steering wheel and connects a few wires, but the car doesn't start.
(Name) upsets the car's ashtray while reaching for some loose wires under the dashboard, but
the car doesn't start.
The format I've written these in is probably incorrect and would have to be modified if any of them are to be used. I apologize for that, but I know absolutely nothing about programming.