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Author Topic: Screw pumps should suck up animals  (Read 1398 times)

Jayfrin

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Re: Screw pumps should suck up animals
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2008, 12:59:00 pm »

That could be a useful way of harvesting bones and skulls and meat, have a pitfall about 2x2 with a pump thereand up one z-level have a refuse stockpile and butcher shop, all the animals go in and meat and bones come out   :D
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My child got ripped to shreds by invading goblins, which caused my wife to go mad and was shot down by the town guard for attacking the brewer and they both rotted before my eyes....

But dayyumm my room looks nice

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Retro42

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Re: Screw pumps should suck up animals
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2008, 06:22:00 pm »

Just reading the first post disturbed me AND made me want this for my forts....

Look what you've done to us Toady!

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Cthulhu

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Re: Screw pumps should suck up animals
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2008, 06:26:00 pm »

I've got a better one, a secret hatch on the floor flips upward, launching the victim through a hole in the wall lined with tiny, sharp wires that break on impact, preventing an early death, he then hits a wall on the other side, falling into a glue-lined sheet of sandpaper, which folds in on itself with his weight and glues shut.  He then lands on a vibrating bed, and is vibrated until the sandpaper rubs his skin off.  He is then converted into dwarven hot pockets.
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Alfador

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Re: Screw pumps should suck up animals
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2008, 06:53:00 pm »

Meat grinders could increase the output quality of your kitchen or speed of your butcher shop.

Or hey!! Make dwarven sausage out of all those otherwise-useless "chunks"!

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Cthulhu

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Re: Screw pumps should suck up animals
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2008, 08:03:00 pm »

By chunks, you mean soapers and dissectors?
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