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Strife26

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Re: text rpg
« Reply #135 on: March 13, 2009, 12:40:50 am »

That's way too simple. This is a DF forum, we haveto come up with more complicated solutions than the quote button!
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SolarShado

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Re: text rpg
« Reply #136 on: March 13, 2009, 05:34:22 pm »

> Randomly press buttons/flip switches/pull levers in control room
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woose1

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Re: text rpg
« Reply #137 on: March 13, 2009, 07:20:02 pm »

Error: Command not recognised.
>_

WTF? Why do I get this one?
Oh sorry, haven't gotten around to answering you.

The answer:
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I did not mean any harmful intents.... I just like my commands to be more... simple.  :)
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Armok

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Re: text rpg
« Reply #138 on: March 13, 2009, 09:43:42 pm »

I don't have any idea how to simplify it without losing out on the drama... any ideas? Most of it is not about WHAT I do, but how and why and how I feel about it which makes it a bit hard.
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Duke 2.0

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Re: text rpg
« Reply #139 on: March 13, 2009, 09:46:18 pm »

 I think we have been a bit harsh on Armok lately. That or he has some curse when it comes to roleplaying.

 Eh, screw the proper formatting for a console. We can tell the computer whatever we want! This is a smart computer, able to break the universe if a cyan-colored voice commands it.
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woose1

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Re: text rpg
« Reply #140 on: March 13, 2009, 09:48:54 pm »

You let out a unearthly roar and take to the skies, feeling the wind beneath yo-oh wait, you don't have wings. You fall over into the snow and come up sputtering, hoping no-one saw that.
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SolarShado

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Re: text rpg
« Reply #141 on: March 13, 2009, 09:50:48 pm »

> Wonder why none of these buttons do anything.
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« Reply #142 on: March 13, 2009, 09:54:45 pm »

AHHHG YELLOW BURNZ ME EYES.
I'm posting yours in brown instead of yellow.
You stand back from the control panel, conemplating why those buttons and levers don't do anything. This must be a dream. On the screen is a image of a man falling over into the snow on a mountaintop.
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Duke 2.0

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Re: text rpg
« Reply #143 on: March 13, 2009, 09:56:01 pm »

>Nibble at Reality.
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SolarShado

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Re: text rpg
« Reply #144 on: March 13, 2009, 09:57:13 pm »

> Carefully examine control panel, looking for some way to interact with the man in the snow.
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woose1

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« Reply #145 on: March 13, 2009, 10:03:05 pm »

You start to only take a taste of reality and its.... tasty..... delicious.... OM NOM NOM NOM-
Oops. Looks like you destroyed reality again.
>_


You carefully scan the display in front of you, loo-AHAH! You spot a big red button, just waiting to be pressed. You press it. Suddenly, all of the displays in the room are replaced by a blue screen with the words, "REALITY IS BEING DESTROYED. INITIATE PROTOCOL AhE51S NOW." on it.
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SolarShado

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Re: text rpg
« Reply #146 on: March 13, 2009, 10:08:55 pm »

> Quickly search for a button labled "AhE51S"
 FOUND: press it
 NOT  FOUND: type "AhE51S" on the keyboard and press enter
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Armok

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Re: text rpg
« Reply #147 on: March 13, 2009, 11:14:39 pm »

WTF? I made a DRAGONLIKE body out of a newt and a DRAGONFLY, and you made it a bloody humanoid?
If you are going to keep hacking down on me like this, I'm outa here. It's no fair.
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