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Rowanas

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Dwarven forest retreat
« on: July 10, 2009, 07:50:39 pm »
I just saw that come up on a world I'm genning up. How dare they! Do they even know who they are? I was going to DF mode my first game, but those Forest Dwarves need to be put down in adventurer first.

when the world is done genning...
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I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
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Re: Dwarven forest retreat
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2009, 07:52:38 pm »
I'm relativly sure this happens when the dwarves go in and take over an elf site... or the elves beat the dwarves and have POW's...

If 1: don't do anything

If 2: kill em' all
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Re: Dwarven forest retreat
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2009, 08:08:00 pm »
Well, I'm assuming the dwarves took over the elves, but that doesn't excuse them. They die tonight.
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Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Quote from: Bumber on November 27, 2018, 01:05:30 am
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

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Re: Dwarven forest retreat
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2009, 08:12:49 pm »
Wait, wait, wait. Don't do anything rash. You do know what occupying races do to forest retreats right? They cut down the trees and build houses/keeps/etc.

At least humans do. Just check out the site before enacting your righteous crusade.
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Re: Dwarven forest retreat
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2009, 09:10:48 pm »
Elves are usless hippies. So are enviormentalist IRL. The dwarves taking over elves is good for all us players(my wood industry will not be drawn back by some tree huggers!)
« Last Edit: July 10, 2009, 09:14:22 pm by Megaman »
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Re: Dwarven forest retreat
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2009, 11:57:39 pm »
People! People! Whats with all the hostility? the answer is obvious no matter the situation.
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Re: Dwarven forest retreat
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2009, 11:59:15 pm »
What if there isn't any magma available onsite?
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Re: Dwarven forest retreat
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2009, 12:06:10 am »
Why we'll do it the dwarvern way! We'll build a massive aqueduct system for magma spanning across the world for the specific reason of destroying the settlement
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Re: Dwarven forest retreat
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2009, 03:34:30 pm »
 :D

What we really need are Adventurer skills, so we, by ourselves, can build such an aqueduct of magma!
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Re: Dwarven forest retreat
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2009, 05:33:32 am »
You can. I'm just going to go in there with my crossbow and Sam Fisher the bastards.
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Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Quote from: Bumber on November 27, 2018, 01:05:30 am
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

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Re: Dwarven forest retreat
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2009, 03:41:02 pm »
Quote from: Megaman on July 10, 2009, 09:10:48 pm
Elves are usless hippies. So are enviormentalist IRL. The dwarves taking over elves is good for all us players(my wood industry will not be drawn back by some tree huggers!)

useless? they brought me a breeding pair of jaguars!

I fully intend on having fleets of war jaguars roaming the fields outside my fort!
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Re: Dwarven forest retreat
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2009, 04:10:02 pm »
...fleets of war jaguars?
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Re: Dwarven forest retreat
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2009, 05:49:56 pm »
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on July 12, 2009, 04:10:02 pm
...fleets of war jaguars?

If you're going to make them trainable, you might as well make them amphibious and/or fliers too.
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Re: Dwarven forest retreat
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2009, 05:48:50 am »
nah, you get a vomit of jaguars.
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Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Quote from: Bumber on November 27, 2018, 01:05:30 am
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.