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Axe27

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Re: after Dwarf Fortress There Was...
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2009, 08:59:13 pm »

White-collar slaves to the Man: God of Old people
Chapter 16: Free Love and Urist Jimi
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And thus did the dream of dwarven antigravity fade away, not with a massive explosion or a flood of magma, but with a whimper.

I'm going to be depressed all day now.

Skynet 2.0

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Re: after Dwarf Fortress There Was...
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2009, 09:34:19 pm »

Slaves to Armok: God of Blood
Chapter 16: Armok, God of Blood, has gone berserk!
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Re: after Dwarf Fortress There Was...
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2009, 11:40:57 am »

Slaves to Armok: God of Blood
Chapter 14: The Dwarf Who Ignored the Sock

Now that's scary!

Slaves to Tarn: God of Indie Games Chapter 1: Nerd Basement

There's a part of me that thinks this would be so awesome!  I'd have my nerds build pimped out rigs!  My nerds would get basement adaption and never need to leave again!  The hackers would get free phone calls to lure in enemies then the mechanical engineers would build elaborate traps, giving me an infinite supply of pizza and credit cards!

And of course, it would be awesome modding the world generation files!  Start your basement in the Age of Telnet and create a Pentagon Hacking Machine to give all your nerds happy thoughts! 

Or, play the other game mode, a lone nerd who wants to become a CEO.  Along the way he slays his enemies with spinning piles of code and steals the underwear right off of investors!
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Ancient Babylonian god of RAEG
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"Don't tell me what you value. Show me your budget and I will tell you what you value"
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mainiac is always a little sarcastic, at least.

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Re: after Dwarf Fortress There Was...
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2009, 12:38:55 am »


 Of course, you forget to load your moving van with Cheetos and all the nerds die of starvation.
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Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
MIERDO MILLAS DE VIBORAS FURIOSAS PARA ESTRANGULARTE MUERTO

mainiac

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Re: after Dwarf Fortress There Was...
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2009, 03:35:09 am »

That's cool.  Starvation is a lot better then what happens when all the caffeine runs out.
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Ancient Babylonian god of RAEG
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"Don't tell me what you value. Show me your budget and I will tell you what you value"
« Last Edit: February 10, 1988, 03:27:23 pm by UR MOM »
mainiac is always a little sarcastic, at least.

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Re: after Dwarf Fortress There Was...
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2009, 02:00:10 am »

Instead of digging too deep, you could get a:

You were too popular. EA bought you out. You developer has met a horrible end.
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